Pat Vulaj
@patvulaj.bsky.social
Sports, politics, and general shithousery.
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Pat Vulaj
@patvulaj.bsky.social
· Dec 10
Without the electoral college, republicans couldn’t win a bake off.
I took a break about 5 months ago because the state of things was really wearing on my mental. I’m back to report that the state of things is still utter shit, but my mental has grown accustomed to it now.
August 25, 2025 at 11:38 AM
I took a break about 5 months ago because the state of things was really wearing on my mental. I’m back to report that the state of things is still utter shit, but my mental has grown accustomed to it now.
Honestly, that might be the crazy collapse I have ever seen. I had to rewatch the last minute and still am having a hard time processing that Duke lost this game.
April 6, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Honestly, that might be the crazy collapse I have ever seen. I had to rewatch the last minute and still am having a hard time processing that Duke lost this game.
A living, breathing, contradiction. Chaos in an spray tanned human(ish) form.
April 3, 2025 at 8:57 PM
A living, breathing, contradiction. Chaos in an spray tanned human(ish) form.
It’s the last day of March so it’s time to start talking about how the year is flying by in work meetings.
March 31, 2025 at 11:14 AM
It’s the last day of March so it’s time to start talking about how the year is flying by in work meetings.
I don’t work for DOGE but I do think it would have been more efficient to attached the Cybertruck panels on right the first time.
March 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I don’t work for DOGE but I do think it would have been more efficient to attached the Cybertruck panels on right the first time.
Put it in some rice
When you realize that Elon is a lying piece of shit juuuuust a little too late.
March 12, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Put it in some rice
Who decided on Salt & Pepper? Will there be a reelection? I just feel like there are spices that could give Pepper a good go.
March 11, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Who decided on Salt & Pepper? Will there be a reelection? I just feel like there are spices that could give Pepper a good go.
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I woke up in America again. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.
March 10, 2025 at 11:37 AM
I woke up in America again. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.
Yeah, beat kids. As someone whose earliest memory is getting beat as a 3-year-old, I came out totally fine, other than my crippling anxiety.
Oklahoma Sen. Shane Jett (R-Shawnee) says a bill to ban school officials from using corporal punishment against disabled children is "socialist" and "not in the interest of children or civilized society."
February 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Yeah, beat kids. As someone whose earliest memory is getting beat as a 3-year-old, I came out totally fine, other than my crippling anxiety.
How lucky are we that we get to be alive during the fall of America? I mean, generations of people only got to live during boring, precedented times. Not us! Give us all the exciting stuff.
February 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
How lucky are we that we get to be alive during the fall of America? I mean, generations of people only got to live during boring, precedented times. Not us! Give us all the exciting stuff.
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Stick Kanye in a SpaceX rocket and send him to Mars. He’s about 15 years past his Earthly “Best By” date.
February 12, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Stick Kanye in a SpaceX rocket and send him to Mars. He’s about 15 years past his Earthly “Best By” date.
By all means, move faster. Skip all the regulations and checks. It’s not like planes crash now or anything…
(NYT) - President Trump, furious about delays in delivering two new Air Force One jets, has empowered Elon Musk to explore drastic options to prod Boeing to move faster, including relaxing security clearance standards for some who work on the presidential planes.
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February 19, 2025 at 4:29 PM
By all means, move faster. Skip all the regulations and checks. It’s not like planes crash now or anything…
The bright side to finding myself living in a Christian Nationalist Fascist country, is that I now know exactly who the Christian Nationalist Fascists in and around my life are and can cut them out.
February 19, 2025 at 3:48 AM
The bright side to finding myself living in a Christian Nationalist Fascist country, is that I now know exactly who the Christian Nationalist Fascists in and around my life are and can cut them out.
Man, if only there was something to help prevent this. An antidote or idk, a vaccine maybe.
February 18, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Man, if only there was something to help prevent this. An antidote or idk, a vaccine maybe.
Happy Presidents’ Day to every president, except one.
February 17, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Happy Presidents’ Day to every president, except one.
I couldn’t find biscuit mix at the grocery store so I asked an employee who was stocking shelves, and he said they’re out but handed me corn bread mix. I said thank you and took it but now I have to find a place to abandon this corn bread mix.
February 14, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I couldn’t find biscuit mix at the grocery store so I asked an employee who was stocking shelves, and he said they’re out but handed me corn bread mix. I said thank you and took it but now I have to find a place to abandon this corn bread mix.
Props to injury lawyers and weed shops for single handedly keeping the billboard industy alive for years.
February 11, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Props to injury lawyers and weed shops for single handedly keeping the billboard industy alive for years.
If eggs get any more expensive MAGA is gonna start eating the cats, eating the dogs, but they’ll justify it by saying it’s part of the carnivore diet or something.
February 6, 2025 at 3:50 AM
If eggs get any more expensive MAGA is gonna start eating the cats, eating the dogs, but they’ll justify it by saying it’s part of the carnivore diet or something.
The good news is, we never have to do January 2025 again.
February 1, 2025 at 4:25 AM
The good news is, we never have to do January 2025 again.
“Diversity is bad. Vaccines cause autism. College is indoctrinating our children into woke ideals.” Said the white guys who failed middle school math and science.
January 31, 2025 at 3:15 PM
“Diversity is bad. Vaccines cause autism. College is indoctrinating our children into woke ideals.” Said the white guys who failed middle school math and science.
Day 9 of Trump 2.0 and I have the overwhelming need to scream until the tension in my chest stops.
January 29, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Day 9 of Trump 2.0 and I have the overwhelming need to scream until the tension in my chest stops.
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It feels weird being proud of other counties for giving the US the middle finger, but god does this country deserve it right now.
January 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
It feels weird being proud of other counties for giving the US the middle finger, but god does this country deserve it right now.
Ugh, I do not have the energy to deal with all the new dumb stuff Trump will do tomorrow.
January 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Ugh, I do not have the energy to deal with all the new dumb stuff Trump will do tomorrow.
One of my New Year’s resolutions was to take time every morning to meditate, and I haven’t done any meditation yet but boy has screaming into a pillow to start the day really changed my outlook on life.
January 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
One of my New Year’s resolutions was to take time every morning to meditate, and I haven’t done any meditation yet but boy has screaming into a pillow to start the day really changed my outlook on life.
The sweet sound of rising inflation
January 23, 2025 at 4:22 PM
The sweet sound of rising inflation