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With tears in my eyes “tell that to your buddy Epstein, sir”
January 16, 2026 at 5:50 PM
With tears in my eyes “tell that to your buddy Epstein, sir”
It’s like a fat Alfred Hitchcock
January 16, 2026 at 10:31 AM
It’s like a fat Alfred Hitchcock
This gorgeous sycamore on the C&O towpath
January 12, 2026 at 4:07 AM
This gorgeous sycamore on the C&O towpath
Not proud of this one
January 7, 2026 at 9:03 AM
Not proud of this one
Poor Don Junior
January 5, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Poor Don Junior
That beard has its own segregation battle going on
December 19, 2025 at 4:22 AM
That beard has its own segregation battle going on
Is the President a p 🐱 y because he’s got such soft, frail hands?
December 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Is the President a p 🐱 y because he’s got such soft, frail hands?
Funny - I actually agree. We should publicly hang billionaires!
December 6, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Funny - I actually agree. We should publicly hang billionaires!
Sounds like a Command and Conquer expansion
December 4, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Sounds like a Command and Conquer expansion
They ain’t no kerning linguists
November 30, 2025 at 2:13 AM
They ain’t no kerning linguists
What’s with that spacing? “Donald_J._____Trump”?
November 30, 2025 at 1:08 AM
What’s with that spacing? “Donald_J._____Trump”?
I’m so glad my mandolin broke last night while I was prepping veg. I hate using it!
November 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I’m so glad my mandolin broke last night while I was prepping veg. I hate using it!
Olivia neutron bomb
November 24, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Olivia neutron bomb
media.tenor.com
October 23, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Who wants to tell him about priests?
September 7, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Who wants to tell him about priests?
But let’s not talk about how you mutilated that couch
September 6, 2025 at 4:50 PM
But let’s not talk about how you mutilated that couch
He just wanted an excuse to use a slur
September 2, 2025 at 7:52 PM
He just wanted an excuse to use a slur
Didn’t he write Angeles Asses?
August 30, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Didn’t he write Angeles Asses?
Bruce is sorry for doing whatever he did to deserve the cone of shame
August 28, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Bruce is sorry for doing whatever he did to deserve the cone of shame
Baby oil does weird things in those Alaskan climes
August 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Baby oil does weird things in those Alaskan climes
I mean if I had to pick one senator to be a “Real Shitbird Whose Entire Self Image Is Based On Driving A Jeep” Mullins my guy
August 15, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I mean if I had to pick one senator to be a “Real Shitbird Whose Entire Self Image Is Based On Driving A Jeep” Mullins my guy
NO SEATBELTS. WE DIE LIKE REAL MEN
August 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
NO SEATBELTS. WE DIE LIKE REAL MEN