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Hey Alexa, call me the N word
October 12, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Hey Alexa, call me the N word
Unsullied Army but they all get top surgery instead and have killer tits
September 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Unsullied Army but they all get top surgery instead and have killer tits
Lacing my joint with Tylenol just to not feel something
September 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Lacing my joint with Tylenol just to not feel something
We are Jimmy Kimmel ✊🏻✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿
September 19, 2025 at 9:52 PM
We are Jimmy Kimmel ✊🏻✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿
Pardoning a Convicted Sex Offender to own the Libs
August 7, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Pardoning a Convicted Sex Offender to own the Libs
Viking boat funeral but the archer keeps missing the boat with their fire arrows until it gets too far
March 31, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Viking boat funeral but the archer keeps missing the boat with their fire arrows until it gets too far
They say you should wash your face before your ass to avoid making your face dirty, but how do I know my face isn't making my ass dirtier
March 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
They say you should wash your face before your ass to avoid making your face dirty, but how do I know my face isn't making my ass dirtier
I wish it was possible to smoke cigarettes with animals
March 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I wish it was possible to smoke cigarettes with animals
Modern Twitter is what would happen if you let The New York Times curate the graffiti in a football stadium bathroom
March 13, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Modern Twitter is what would happen if you let The New York Times curate the graffiti in a football stadium bathroom
Never losing my virginity again smh that was gross
March 7, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Never losing my virginity again smh that was gross
Why does Will Smith look like he just joined a new cult
February 20, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Why does Will Smith look like he just joined a new cult
If you see me in public eating a bag of Pupperoni dog treats, mind your business
February 19, 2025 at 10:36 PM
If you see me in public eating a bag of Pupperoni dog treats, mind your business
"Public education is useless because they only train people to get ready for the workforce" yeah bro let's just abolish public education so corporations can take over and do exactly that.
February 10, 2025 at 11:08 PM
"Public education is useless because they only train people to get ready for the workforce" yeah bro let's just abolish public education so corporations can take over and do exactly that.
Jill Stein will show up.... Any day now...
February 7, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Jill Stein will show up.... Any day now...
She Wonka on my Willy till I Chocolate Factory
February 7, 2025 at 2:43 PM
She Wonka on my Willy till I Chocolate Factory
DO YOU THINK YOU WILL HE CHOSEN IN THE RAPTURE?
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February 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
DO YOU THINK YOU WILL HE CHOSEN IN THE RAPTURE?
Take this short 5 minute quiz to find out 👇🏻
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dating some one toothless
February 5, 2025 at 4:40 AM
dating some one toothless
No see The Golden Age or America isn't a utopia bro, we just have to sacrifice our individuality, economic safety, civil rights, and Constitutional protections in the short term to achieve this perfect but vague future in the long term!
February 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
No see The Golden Age or America isn't a utopia bro, we just have to sacrifice our individuality, economic safety, civil rights, and Constitutional protections in the short term to achieve this perfect but vague future in the long term!
Posting my own Social Security number on the Internet to own the Libs
February 4, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Posting my own Social Security number on the Internet to own the Libs
Red Dye 40 melts steel beams
February 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Red Dye 40 melts steel beams
This wouldn't have happened if it was a White Hawk Helicopter
February 2, 2025 at 4:23 PM
This wouldn't have happened if it was a White Hawk Helicopter
Bro you gotta put the Hims boner pill ad after the plane crash footage but before the concentration camp coverage or else they'll just click off
February 2, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Bro you gotta put the Hims boner pill ad after the plane crash footage but before the concentration camp coverage or else they'll just click off
I hope the camp they send me to at least has a water slide
January 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I hope the camp they send me to at least has a water slide