Patteroast
@patteroast.net
Some guy from the Internet.
he/him, huge nerd, gay, might be a furry
he/him, huge nerd, gay, might be a furry
oh it being on a four year old video is even weirder than I thought, what the heck
December 23, 2025 at 7:44 AM
oh it being on a four year old video is even weirder than I thought, what the heck
Oh this turned out so lovely!
December 20, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Oh this turned out so lovely!
I moderated a musician's discord for a while and it's fucking bizarre the entitlement people feel to creators. Like, the server I was in had thousands of members and people would join every day expecting to all get a chunk of his personal time. I just don't get that mindset.
December 20, 2025 at 6:21 AM
I moderated a musician's discord for a while and it's fucking bizarre the entitlement people feel to creators. Like, the server I was in had thousands of members and people would join every day expecting to all get a chunk of his personal time. I just don't get that mindset.
my favorite video game
December 4, 2025 at 8:08 AM
my favorite video game
... I saw that feet panel, missed the part where it was specified it was limited to Sonic characters, and just accepted that the top five were all coincidentally Sonic characters before I realized
October 20, 2025 at 2:11 AM
... I saw that feet panel, missed the part where it was specified it was limited to Sonic characters, and just accepted that the top five were all coincidentally Sonic characters before I realized
I'm definitely not biased when I say I liked the raccoon idea
October 10, 2025 at 6:29 AM
I'm definitely not biased when I say I liked the raccoon idea
through the magic of buying two of them
October 2, 2025 at 2:49 AM
through the magic of buying two of them
oh hey I actually vaguely remember that comic
September 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
oh hey I actually vaguely remember that comic
If a mantle plume can't explain it, perhaps it was a giant impact
September 15, 2025 at 10:15 PM
If a mantle plume can't explain it, perhaps it was a giant impact
Making this into a new euphemism
Does he, you know, appreciate content
Does he, you know, appreciate content
August 28, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Making this into a new euphemism
Does he, you know, appreciate content
Does he, you know, appreciate content
Fans appreciate Cybershell's content
August 28, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Fans appreciate Cybershell's content
Working overnights at Home Depot, I ran over so many of the equivalents to these with the lift equipment. Aisle speed bumps, indeed.
August 20, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Working overnights at Home Depot, I ran over so many of the equivalents to these with the lift equipment. Aisle speed bumps, indeed.
also, fuck, happy birthday!
August 16, 2025 at 7:41 AM
also, fuck, happy birthday!
oh no, I want to cling to 'I'm in my 30s' for longer but I'm like six months older than you
August 16, 2025 at 7:41 AM
oh no, I want to cling to 'I'm in my 30s' for longer but I'm like six months older than you
and sao tome got like 5x bigger, huh
August 14, 2025 at 12:50 AM
and sao tome got like 5x bigger, huh
every few years I remember that fever dream of a movie and have to double check that it is in fact real before I forget about it again
July 11, 2025 at 3:17 AM
every few years I remember that fever dream of a movie and have to double check that it is in fact real before I forget about it again
I remember finding it really surreal to be a few names down from Neil Cicierega in your patreon lists in the earlier days
June 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I remember finding it really surreal to be a few names down from Neil Cicierega in your patreon lists in the earlier days
From a fellow member of the class of 2005, *oh no*
May 27, 2025 at 7:18 PM
From a fellow member of the class of 2005, *oh no*
"proud dog father of Marrow" just gives me the mental image of you with your fursona on a leash going for a walk
March 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
"proud dog father of Marrow" just gives me the mental image of you with your fursona on a leash going for a walk
I'm an ultratraditionalist, a bunch of asteroids are planets but I'm not so sure about this newfangled Neptune. If you disagree with me, you're making Ceres cry.
March 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I'm an ultratraditionalist, a bunch of asteroids are planets but I'm not so sure about this newfangled Neptune. If you disagree with me, you're making Ceres cry.
I appreciated the /undo
March 12, 2025 at 11:41 AM
I appreciated the /undo
apparently it's a bad time to have just gotten into Severance
February 14, 2025 at 8:47 PM
apparently it's a bad time to have just gotten into Severance
I refuse to ever sing along with this song any other way
January 24, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I refuse to ever sing along with this song any other way