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42 – the age where you finally figure out what you want to do with your life… only to realize you don’t have time because your back hurts.

#LifeAt42 #MidlifeWisdom #BackHurtsButSmiling #AgeIsJustANumber #AdultingHard #Classic42 #Feeling42tunate #LifeLessons

Smart-aleck rambling on LinkedIn is like a table full of business cards at a networking event – impresses no one but sure creates a lot of clutter.

#LinkedInHumor #CorporateClutter #NetworkingFails #TooMuchInfo #KeepItSimple #ProfessionalVibes #OverthinkingIt #OfficeComedy

Facebook is for posers like LinkedIn is for career fairytale tellers.

#PosersGonnaPose #CareerFairytales #SocialMediaIrony #LinkedInLife #FacebookDrama #ModernFlexing #DigitalShowOffs

Facebook and LinkedIn are like… the nosy neighbor and the career stalker—both know too much about you, but neither really helps you.

#SocialMediaStruggles #TooMuchInformation #NosyNeighborVibes #CareerStalker #DigitalOverload #WhyAmIHere #OnlineAwkwardness

Becoming older is like upgrading to premium—fewer ads, but the subscription fees are back pain and random noises when you stand up.

#AgingWithStyle
#WisdomOrBackPain
#AdultingHard
#LifeUpgrades
#GettingOlderIsWeird

LinkedIn: The social network where everyone acts like a CEO while just posting their ‘latest achievements’ and stolen quotes—always served with a side of excessive self-congratulation. #HustleCulture #FakeItTillYouMakeIt #ThoughtLeader #Grindset

Dubai chocolate: for those who find regular chocolate way too basic. Now featuring pistachio cream and crispy angel hair, because plain cocoa simply doesn’t cut it anymore. This isn’t just a treat—it’s a financial flex. Dessert that says, “My nuts are worth more than yours.”

#LuxurySnacking #Dubai

Making stupid people famous is like letting the class clown run the school.

Monday: The final boss for the millennial generation – the alarm clock is traumatizing, coffee saves lives, and the snooze button is our best friend. 😫😫😫😫 Happy Monday, y‘all

Stop making stupid people famous – or soon IQ will only be measured in followers.

Sunday: The day when boredom, eating, and chilling team up on the couch to figure out what to eat next. 🤪