Patio
@patsucks420.bsky.social
Gods least favourite rodeo clown
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Patio
@patsucks420.bsky.social
· Oct 21
I am not here to receive attention I am here because I’m crazy and NEED to post
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🎄Christmas dracula you suck too fast 👊😠👍
Christmas dracula I aint gonna last 👊🥵🤚🎄
Christmas dracula I aint gonna last 👊🥵🤚🎄
December 24, 2024 at 4:52 PM
🎄Christmas dracula you suck too fast 👊😠👍
Christmas dracula I aint gonna last 👊🥵🤚🎄
Christmas dracula I aint gonna last 👊🥵🤚🎄
This Fitcarraldo dude just chucks a poor baby ocelot :(
December 24, 2025 at 2:13 AM
This Fitcarraldo dude just chucks a poor baby ocelot :(
Fridays are for smoking that shit that made babu frik
December 21, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Fridays are for smoking that shit that made babu frik
Its Saturday night and you KNOW I be filling myself with concoctions and creations
December 21, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Its Saturday night and you KNOW I be filling myself with concoctions and creations
I have a ska cat and a reggae cat
December 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I have a ska cat and a reggae cat
Spiders From Mars had two dudes named Mick
December 17, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Spiders From Mars had two dudes named Mick
Reflecting on all the funny things I saw on my phone this year
December 14, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Reflecting on all the funny things I saw on my phone this year
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Have you accepted goku as your lord and savior
December 12, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Have you accepted goku as your lord and savior
Finally paid off my cats medical bills from last year!
December 12, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Finally paid off my cats medical bills from last year!
Local vegan coffee shop closing because the workers tried to unionize. Tired of being told that supporting local is important when those businesses don’t support us
December 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Local vegan coffee shop closing because the workers tried to unionize. Tired of being told that supporting local is important when those businesses don’t support us
When I was young, kids ONLY wanted rhinoceroseses! These days they all want hippopotamuseses! This is because of moral decay
December 6, 2025 at 4:44 AM
When I was young, kids ONLY wanted rhinoceroseses! These days they all want hippopotamuseses! This is because of moral decay
I know I gave myself a mental disorder by drinking two sips of a monster in 06 and nothing the doctors tell me will change that
December 6, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I know I gave myself a mental disorder by drinking two sips of a monster in 06 and nothing the doctors tell me will change that
If you are unkind this holiday season you may be visited by the White Grinch
December 2, 2025 at 5:01 AM
If you are unkind this holiday season you may be visited by the White Grinch
May your dans always be steely
November 29, 2025 at 4:51 PM
May your dans always be steely
The year is friday, shopping malls are now battlegrounds where only the strong survive
November 28, 2025 at 12:28 PM
The year is friday, shopping malls are now battlegrounds where only the strong survive
Struggle with acts of kindness
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Struggle with acts of kindness
Happy sunday
Only A Fool Would Say That
YouTube video by Steely Dan - Topic
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November 23, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Happy sunday
Babe just because its rusted and unmovable doesn’t mean my van with a hot tub in the back can’t be a fun sexy time
November 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Babe just because its rusted and unmovable doesn’t mean my van with a hot tub in the back can’t be a fun sexy time
Security guard stared at me the entire time i was in the grocery store, was yelling at this old lady for stealing cheese blocks when I left. Surely this is the sign of a healthy economy
November 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Security guard stared at me the entire time i was in the grocery store, was yelling at this old lady for stealing cheese blocks when I left. Surely this is the sign of a healthy economy
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Baby call me Alf because people do NOT like me
December 3, 2024 at 6:07 AM
Baby call me Alf because people do NOT like me
Time immemorial has been updated to include everything before 1979
November 21, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Time immemorial has been updated to include everything before 1979
The thing about nice new boots is that they’re still a pale shadow of vans checkered slip ins, the ultimate shoe
November 21, 2025 at 1:29 AM
The thing about nice new boots is that they’re still a pale shadow of vans checkered slip ins, the ultimate shoe
Getting into steely dan and can’t buy a thrill has an insane ratio of bangers
November 20, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Getting into steely dan and can’t buy a thrill has an insane ratio of bangers