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Pat Scullion
@patscullion.co.uk
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Web dev, designer, illustrator, internet radioer. Presenter of Squage Party every Friday at 6pm at https://www.squage.com/party . Likes pizza and travelling and has too much and do too little respectively. He/him/that guy over there eating a pizza.
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#mood
A picture of Ben Affleck looking sad, with "HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND" text on it. You know, that meme. But I've badly pasted a "MonNAY" sticker over the word "darkness". I mean, it's mostly the same thing, right?
October 27, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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"Based on our investigation, the issue appears to be related to DNS resolution of the DynamoDB API endpoint in US-EAST-1"
#us-east-1
A frame from Parcs and Rec, featuring John Ralphio standing to the side of, and singing into the left ear of, an unimpressed Ron Swanson. The text "IT'S ALWAYS DNSSSSS!" is shown. John Ralphio is, of course, correct. And annoying. But correct. Sing it: It's always DNSSSSSSS!
October 20, 2025 at 9:09 AM
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Hello hello!

Squage Party's back once again today to celebrate Friday with an hou... wait, what? We're on until 7:30 today?

Well, then:
Squage Party's BACK at 6pm UK Time with an HOUR AND A HALF of party bangers! Hope to see you then for a fun, extended start to the weekend!

Woop woop!
A promo poster for Squage Party, stating: "Squage Party! Party tunes, dedications, and good times!" Where the time normally states "Today 6-7pm UK", the "7pm" part has been covered by speech bubble, coming from a small picture of Squage, stating "7:30pm".
June 13, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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Hello hello!

Welcome to Pride month! To celebrate, I'm doing a pride anthems special, with a whole host of fabulous tunes from LGBTQ+ icons - and yes, of course, that includes a few Eurovision classics. 😀

It's going to be fun. See you at 6pm UK time for Squage's Pride Party at squage.com! 🏳️‍🌈
My character called Squage (a blue blob with big white eyes and a big smile) holding LGBTQ+ flags, over a rainbow background
June 6, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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And it was nice for my friend Joop from Q Music to pop in to celebrate Kings Day...
A selfie of a bearded 40-something man, wearing a load of Dutch paraphernalia, including orange sun glasses, a curly orange wig, an orange flower necklace, and an orange t-shirt
April 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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A still from The Rise of Skywalker, featuring a group of people, with Poe Dameron (played by Oscar Isaac) in the centre of the frame. Subtitles of "Somehow, Monday returned" are shown on screen, which is a play on the original text of "Somehow, Palpatine returned". I know. I'm clearly a comedy genius, mate.
December 30, 2024 at 9:40 AM
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Merry Christmas! Please enjoy some "jinglebats" we made our Christmas Quiz on Monday.

The answers are in the alt text...
A 4x3 grid of Christmas themed "Dingbats", the answers of which are as follows: 1. 12 days of Christmas 2. Away in a manger 3. Grinch 4. Jingle all the way 5. Last Christmas 6. Little donkey 7. Peace on Earth 8. Reindeer 9. Rocking around the Christmas tree 10. Snowman 11. Three wise men 12. Tinsel (Tin-sale. Tinsale. Tinsel. You're welcome) Merry Christmas!
December 25, 2024 at 3:27 PM
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Oh no
November 12, 2024 at 9:22 AM
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Oh no
November 12, 2024 at 9:06 AM
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WooooOOOOoooOOoooo #halloween
Three versions of my cartoon character "Squage" (who has the body of a blue round blob and has big white eyes above that, black arms with white gloves, and no legs) standing next to each other - one dressed as a pumpkin, one as a ghost, and one as a vampire bat. It's really spooky, let me tell you. WoooOOOOoooo. Large text reading "TRICK or TREAT?" is above them, and smaller text below them reads: "Happy Halloween from Squage and Co!" Also, Happy Halloween to you, lovely alt-text reading person!
October 31, 2024 at 8:58 AM
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It's pretty this morning in Maastricht
October 4, 2024 at 6:35 AM
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Since working in a toy shop at 16 years old, I associate office work with black coffee without sugar.

Don't even like it that much, but the bitterness seems to kick my brain into "work mode" in the office.

Mmm, caffeine slap.
August 23, 2024 at 8:25 AM
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In the continuing saga of Mango Loco drink hunting, Trinkgut in Kohlscheid, Germany has us covered… and then some!
A set off shelves in a beer warehouse full of energy drinks, including pretty much every Monster flavour imaginable
March 23, 2024 at 11:32 AM
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...aaaand WE'RE ON AIR NOW! Wooh! 😄

Tune in live at www.squage.com/party/live to listen / watch

The Christmas party starts in just under 10 mins...

#radio #party #mixcloudlive
A Santa statue, wearing glasses, coming out from a fireplace (we're zoomed in on his head and shoulders), looking excited. Above the photo, large text reads "WE'RE ON AIR! TUNE IN NOW!". Below the photo, smaller text reads "...or I'll put you on my naughty list!". In even smaller text below that, it reads "That's what Pat told me to say, at least. Which means he's on it, not you. Anyway, erm, please tune in? Ho ho ho!"
December 22, 2023 at 5:51 PM
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We made it! The holidays are upon us! And to celebrate, this evening at 6pm UK, Squage Party is going to be wall-to-wall CHRISTMAS anthems! Can't wait!
A Santa statue, wearing glasses, coming out from a fireplace (we're zoomed in on his head and shoulders), looking excited. A speech bubble reads "Squage's Christmas Party: Today at 6pm UK at Squage.com. Over the photo, text reads "HO HO HO YEAH - WE MADE IT!"
December 22, 2023 at 3:02 PM
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And we’re on air!! The Christmas Quiz starts at 6pm! Https://www.squage.com
December 20, 2023 at 5:47 PM
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Another year, another online video quiz put together with string, sellotape and - worse still - some code of mine. Good luck everybody, and by everybody I do include Judit and me. T minus 1.5 hours…
A bearded middle aged man (hello!), standing next to a Christmas tree. Behind both is a computer set up with far too many windows open, all thanks to needing to capture various screen bits with OBS.
December 20, 2023 at 4:28 PM
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...aaaand WE'RE ON AIR NOW! Wooh! 😄

Tune in live at www.squage.com/party/live to listen / watch

The party starts in just under 10 mins...
A big plush penguin in a Christmas market, with little glasses on, and his wings pulled up to under his head in a way that looks like mild shock. The text "Oh My Gawd - We're On Air!" surrounds the image, and the penguin has one speech bubble reading "Tune in at squage.com"
December 15, 2023 at 5:50 PM
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Phew. Its been a long week hasn't it? But... good news. IT'S ALMOST OVER.

I'm kicking off the weekend with another hour of party bangers, and not one, not two, but... SIX Christmas songs this week!

Hope to see you at 6pm UK Time for Squage Party, at squage.com!
A big plush penguin in a Christmas market, with little glasses on, and his wings pulled up to under his head in a way that looks like mild shock. The text "COOOOL - IT'S FRIDAY" surrounds the image, and the penguin has two speech bubbles, one reading "I am in shock. Shock I tell you." and the other "Squage Party: Today at 6pm UK at Squage.com"
December 15, 2023 at 1:07 PM
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Woooh! Time in at www.squage.com/party/live 😁
A Christmas tree all wrapped up and more sorry I’ve run out of time to annotate this
December 1, 2023 at 5:51 PM
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Almost at the weekend…
A wrapped up Christmas tree, with text reading “almost time… to get your weekend wrapped. Squage Party: Today at 6pm UK at squage.com”
December 1, 2023 at 2:02 PM
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Day two on Bluesky.

This escalated quickly.
An iOS notification from Bluesky reading: “New Follower! Satan has followed you”
November 30, 2023 at 6:46 AM