The Aggressive Progressive
@patrod1.bsky.social
I am boring. Very boring. *yawn*
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Before trump unveils his “revolutionary” healthcare plan, I slipped into the glitchiest server this administration uses and copied some dozies. What I found is equal parts comedy and catastrophe…
🚨 LEAKED: THE MAGA HEALTHCARE REFORM ACT OF 2025 🚨
Below is a partial document, obtained and extracted under extreme time and pressure by yours truly (Sections recovered before the servers locked me out. Formatting preserved where possible.)
theaggressiveprogressive.substack.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Before trump unveils his “revolutionary” healthcare plan, I slipped into the glitchiest server this administration uses and copied some dozies. What I found is equal parts comedy and catastrophe…
30 days to wait?!?! Where is the outrage? Where are the memes? Did we really get more outraged about a talk show host getting fired than this obvious cover up over child rapists?!?!
30 Days to Rewrite History: The trump Regime’s Latest, Dirtiest Bombshell
We are all about to be played: the 30-day delay is the heist, the alibi, the cleanup crew, and the murder weapon
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November 21, 2025 at 5:04 PM
30 days to wait?!?! Where is the outrage? Where are the memes? Did we really get more outraged about a talk show host getting fired than this obvious cover up over child rapists?!?!
Some would say Women shouldn’t try anymore, they can’t win.
I say women should go all in, and leave the fail male baggage behind once and for all!!
I say women should go all in, and leave the fail male baggage behind once and for all!!
Women Are The Future, and the Future is NOW
The numbers prove it: every time a woman reaches a presidential ticket, turnout surges, showing that elevating a women isn’t a gamble but the smartest, most future-focused path for Democrats.
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November 18, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Some would say Women shouldn’t try anymore, they can’t win.
I say women should go all in, and leave the fail male baggage behind once and for all!!
I say women should go all in, and leave the fail male baggage behind once and for all!!
WAIT, HER HORSE WAS NAMED BUBBA?!?!?!
November 16, 2025 at 2:32 AM
WAIT, HER HORSE WAS NAMED BUBBA?!?!?!
Hey y’all, remember when I said this?
November 15, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Hey y’all, remember when I said this?
The trump pedofiles are coming, progressives are cooking, but the Democratic Party is still its own worst enemy.
Lifestyles of the Rich and the Fascist
Whenever the voters start rising up against the status quo, Democrats never fail to reach for the plunger to shove them all back down the drain
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November 12, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The trump pedofiles are coming, progressives are cooking, but the Democratic Party is still its own worst enemy.
BURN IT ALL DOWN
WE CANT FEED THE FUCKING POOR?!?!
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
WE CANT FEED THE FUCKING POOR?!?!
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
November 8, 2025 at 2:37 AM
BURN IT ALL DOWN
WE CANT FEED THE FUCKING POOR?!?!
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
WE CANT FEED THE FUCKING POOR?!?!
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
In the beginning, a book was written that claimed that Woman came from the rib of a man and the mud of the earth. It said she was born of and shall serve man, and that her curiosity doomed mankind. But that story is a lie.
theaggressiveprogressive.substack.com/p/the-true-o...
theaggressiveprogressive.substack.com/p/the-true-o...
The True Origin of Humanity
The Book of Eve
theaggressiveprogressive.substack.com
November 3, 2025 at 6:21 PM
In the beginning, a book was written that claimed that Woman came from the rib of a man and the mud of the earth. It said she was born of and shall serve man, and that her curiosity doomed mankind. But that story is a lie.
theaggressiveprogressive.substack.com/p/the-true-o...
theaggressiveprogressive.substack.com/p/the-true-o...
VIOLENCE AGAINST FASCISTS IS ALWAY SELF DEFENSE.
October 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
VIOLENCE AGAINST FASCISTS IS ALWAY SELF DEFENSE.
Hey, y’all remember when we had that Rally to Restore Sanity? We need another one of those.
October 30, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Hey, y’all remember when we had that Rally to Restore Sanity? We need another one of those.
When corporate greed and scientific advancement combine, the results can be horrific…
#Halloween #ScaryStory #SpookySeason #Scary #AI #robots
#Halloween #ScaryStory #SpookySeason #Scary #AI #robots
And Now, Something Completely Different: The AdBrain
Humanity has learned how to grow real human brains from stem cells, but only one scientist in all of humanity grasps the true implications of such a magnificent feat…
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October 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
When corporate greed and scientific advancement combine, the results can be horrific…
#Halloween #ScaryStory #SpookySeason #Scary #AI #robots
#Halloween #ScaryStory #SpookySeason #Scary #AI #robots
Humor is one of humanity’s most useful tools. Sinister people will use humor to advertise themselves, then get together and let loose in private. They found each other by joking around, but the Young Republicans are NOT kidding around anymore.
“It Was Just a Joke”: How Monsters Test the Water Before They Swim in It
Every extreme position starts with a punchline. Before the violence, before the manifesto, before the mob, they joke around. Come on in, the waters fine!
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October 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Humor is one of humanity’s most useful tools. Sinister people will use humor to advertise themselves, then get together and let loose in private. They found each other by joking around, but the Young Republicans are NOT kidding around anymore.
MAGA and trump think you all are too stupid to realize they have all the power, including to reopen their “government”. Don’t let them be any more right than they already are!
MAGA Can Reopen Their Government Whenever They Want, They Have the Votes
Time for a civics lesson, folks: a filibuster requires 60 votes to break, but ending the filibuster rule only takes 51 votes. MAGA has 53 votes in the Senate. They have the power!
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October 13, 2025 at 2:39 PM
MAGA and trump think you all are too stupid to realize they have all the power, including to reopen their “government”. Don’t let them be any more right than they already are!
BREAKING NEWS: ICE has rejected a religious delegation from offering communion and prayer to the detainees in Broadview, Illinois in violation of state law.
ICE has refused to let God in.
ICE has refused to let God in.
October 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
BREAKING NEWS: ICE has rejected a religious delegation from offering communion and prayer to the detainees in Broadview, Illinois in violation of state law.
ICE has refused to let God in.
ICE has refused to let God in.
TRUMP IS INSANE AND UNFIT FOR OFFICE
25TH AMENDMENT NOW
25TH AMENDMENT NOW
October 8, 2025 at 1:01 PM
TRUMP IS INSANE AND UNFIT FOR OFFICE
25TH AMENDMENT NOW
25TH AMENDMENT NOW
Projection is a psychological tool the right loves to use in their arguments. Point first, point loud, and point often, then do everything you bake them for, and blame them some more.
Rinse, wash, repeat.
Rinse, wash, repeat.
The Projection Project: Every MAGAban Accusation is a Confession
Pointing the finger first and loudly is all it takes, and it’s increasingly all the MAGAban does.
theaggressiveprogressive.substack.com
October 7, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Projection is a psychological tool the right loves to use in their arguments. Point first, point loud, and point often, then do everything you bake them for, and blame them some more.
Rinse, wash, repeat.
Rinse, wash, repeat.
Real Americans are anti-ICE.
Real Americans are ANTIICE
REAL AMERICANS ARE ANTICE
Real Americans are ANTIICE
REAL AMERICANS ARE ANTICE
October 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Real Americans are anti-ICE.
Real Americans are ANTIICE
REAL AMERICANS ARE ANTICE
Real Americans are ANTIICE
REAL AMERICANS ARE ANTICE
As societal norms and constitutional protections breakdown, the only way to defend ourselves is for our leaders to show bold, strong action. The time is NOW!!!!
Illinois Must Become the Constitutional Line of Defense Against Federal Overreach
Now that the National Guard becomes a political tool, the states, and the Second Amendment’s militia clause, are under siege
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October 6, 2025 at 3:05 PM
As societal norms and constitutional protections breakdown, the only way to defend ourselves is for our leaders to show bold, strong action. The time is NOW!!!!
Donald trump hates transgender people because he was born a woman. He is blocking the release of the Ep$tein files to prevent anyone from seeing him have sex with underage boys.
There is a very easy way to prove me wrong.
There is a very easy way to prove me wrong.
October 2, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Donald trump hates transgender people because he was born a woman. He is blocking the release of the Ep$tein files to prevent anyone from seeing him have sex with underage boys.
There is a very easy way to prove me wrong.
There is a very easy way to prove me wrong.
The Pedofile Shutdown begins NOW! Let’s air it all out Dems! NO DEAL WITHOUT UNREDACTED TRUMP/EP$TEIN FILES
October 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The Pedofile Shutdown begins NOW! Let’s air it all out Dems! NO DEAL WITHOUT UNREDACTED TRUMP/EP$TEIN FILES
Hagseth really looked out at our armed forces and said “Nope, I’m not attracted to nearly as many of these men as I should be.”
September 30, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Hagseth really looked out at our armed forces and said “Nope, I’m not attracted to nearly as many of these men as I should be.”
DONALD TRUMP AND REPUBLICANS MESSAGE TO AMERICA IS:
GO FUCK YOURSELF.
Well America? Are you?
GO FUCK YOURSELF.
Well America? Are you?
September 29, 2025 at 2:16 PM
DONALD TRUMP AND REPUBLICANS MESSAGE TO AMERICA IS:
GO FUCK YOURSELF.
Well America? Are you?
GO FUCK YOURSELF.
Well America? Are you?
The right likes to say things, just to deflect from their own actions.
Perfect example? “The extreme left”
Perfect example? “The extreme left”
There Is No Such Thing as the Extreme Left.
If you think there is, leave a comment below with your example. Seriously! Show us all exactly what you mean when you say “the extreme left.”
theaggressiveprogressive.substack.com
September 24, 2025 at 2:30 PM
The right likes to say things, just to deflect from their own actions.
Perfect example? “The extreme left”
Perfect example? “The extreme left”
TRUMPS AMERICA STRIKES AGAIN
September 24, 2025 at 1:02 PM
TRUMPS AMERICA STRIKES AGAIN