Patch Wylie
patroclusrex.bsky.social
Patch Wylie
@patroclusrex.bsky.social
they/them
I think you should have to put it in a signed affidavit that they keep at city hall until it becomes public domain after your death but otherwise it can only be subpoenaed by a court
January 1, 2026 at 10:58 AM
January 1, 2026 at 8:39 AM
kevin james
December 30, 2025 at 12:52 PM
It varies by version, often both. Original comic origin is a nuclear bomb and he helped build it, but sometimes he's a medical doc in a lab accident.
December 30, 2025 at 9:34 AM
our ad is a video for sweat loaf
December 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
speech bubble placement lookin like a sound effect
December 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Is "pes" not the plural? Singular should have a psi, still a fluid "ops" sound.
December 29, 2025 at 2:19 PM
No, that is Sauron. This panel from the same page shows him talking *to* Stegron.
December 29, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Funny that it's LOTR-based and not Marvel, considering
December 29, 2025 at 11:26 AM
I just remember it getting roasted when it came out, simultaneously shocked to find out that that was 5 years ago and that it wasn't just a movie
December 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
considering the animals-as-appliances theme and following that to its logical conclusion, I believe he rightfully doesn't want to enter the house through its urethra
December 28, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Take solace in the fact that at least you can appreciate the art of it on a deeper level, until sibling reveals new insights that revolutionise the way you think of games as a medium
December 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Feels like it would have to be quick and quiet too, otherwise stories about it shutting down the production could mean the same anyway
December 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Have they done one where a human runner takes up dog racing?
December 20, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I'd take 10 billion to get my brown blown open
December 19, 2025 at 9:43 PM
(said orifice has been granted anonymity by the court)
December 19, 2025 at 12:57 PM
one of their colleague's orifice
December 19, 2025 at 12:56 PM
ok but how much did Hitler like it
December 18, 2025 at 7:19 PM
does remind me of sci-fi using "Terra" tho, which has the same problem except for not being english, so I guess the Portuguese sphere would have a slight advantage in an invasion scenario
December 18, 2025 at 6:51 AM
idk what the universal translation status is in MU, but assuming it accounts for proper nouns, that could include "Earth" as our planet's name
December 18, 2025 at 6:47 AM
the times when you see no wet tissue, that is when I caught it in my hands
December 11, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I thought it was just an ongoing contract, like new ownership wouldn't affect an existing licence before the end date
These corps do often have separate licensing arms tho, that was how Marvel Studios started in the first place, when they were going broke in the 90s and sold off movie rights
December 8, 2025 at 1:03 PM
similar good reasons to learn to smell english tbf
December 6, 2025 at 10:10 AM
limp bizkit ass app
December 2, 2025 at 10:23 PM