“Isn’t the whole point of tariffs to bring high tech manufacturing back to the States?” the man yelled into the ether.

I laughed

This is precisely what Doug Ford wants to hear. Give Trump the illusion of a win.

NOT TODAY SATAN

Exactly

For those of you just tuning in, Justin Trudeau will probably resign in the next hour.

This is the scene while we wait for the quasi-inevitable: salt-stained stairs, dead-looking trees and leftover Christmas decorations. Screw pageantry, I guess.

He couldn't be an Uber driver because Uber drivers get background check

Imagine planning your murderous caper perfectly then getting done in by your friggin big assed eyebrows

Because freedom is slavery duh

It’s almost like we never learn