Tim Hart
@patriots-fake-gm.bsky.social
Official Armchair GM of New England Patriots, unofficially
The Pro Football Hall of Fame just became a total joke #Belichick
January 28, 2026 at 3:51 AM
The Pro Football Hall of Fame just became a total joke #Belichick
AFC QBs better than CJ Stroud
Allen
Maye
Burrow
Jackson
Jones
Rodgers
Lawrence
Nix
Mahomes
Herbert
If he was just average, #Texans would be AFC champs.
Allen
Maye
Burrow
Jackson
Jones
Rodgers
Lawrence
Nix
Mahomes
Herbert
If he was just average, #Texans would be AFC champs.
January 13, 2026 at 2:44 AM
AFC QBs better than CJ Stroud
Allen
Maye
Burrow
Jackson
Jones
Rodgers
Lawrence
Nix
Mahomes
Herbert
If he was just average, #Texans would be AFC champs.
Allen
Maye
Burrow
Jackson
Jones
Rodgers
Lawrence
Nix
Mahomes
Herbert
If he was just average, #Texans would be AFC champs.
Stafford as MVP feels like a bad take today
January 10, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Stafford as MVP feels like a bad take today
The problem with the college football playoffs is not the seeding or the selection process. The problem is coaches leaving teams in the middle of the playoffs. This has to stop. Change the transfer portal timing, for starters.
January 10, 2026 at 2:23 AM
The problem with the college football playoffs is not the seeding or the selection process. The problem is coaches leaving teams in the middle of the playoffs. This has to stop. Change the transfer portal timing, for starters.
Weapons is a movie that bravely addresses the danger of great aunts
January 7, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Weapons is a movie that bravely addresses the danger of great aunts
There is a zero percent chance that I would draft Ty Simpson in the 1st round
December 7, 2025 at 12:01 AM
There is a zero percent chance that I would draft Ty Simpson in the 1st round
Patriots 2026 Roster (Players Already Under Contract)
November 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Patriots 2026 Roster (Players Already Under Contract)
