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🔞Naked Nerd Bird Patrigue🔞 ➡️ FurPoc
@patrigue.bsky.social
660 followers 960 following 440 posts
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He/Him
Poly
Demi/Pansexual
Long Islander
Nudist/Exhibitionist

Furry smut writer/commissioner that especially enjoys all sorts of nudity. If that's your thing, check out my stories and commissions! Minors DNI!

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Since I’m a green bird that doesn’t like wearing pants, it only makes sense to go as a green bird that doesn’t wear pants.
Picture of José Carioca from various Disney media
November 13, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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"It’s the best thing there is. You have the the wind in your back, the salty sea air, your loyal crew by your side. You never know what’s on the horizon. It’s all about being… free.”
-Iñaki Godoy as Monkey D. Luffy

Big thanks to @nitani.bsky.social for doing such a radical job with the art work!
My sona Patrigue dressed up as Monkey D. Luffy, complete with straw hat, vest, and shorts. He sits upon the mast of the Going Merry, a ship with the masthead of a goat. Behind him is a large sail adorned with a skull and crossbones wearing a straw hat. He holds a black flag with a messy, drawn-on version of the skull and crossbones behind him, reminiscent of Luffy's original first draft.
October 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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If you see this, I implore you to post from your device without context
An old Superman clip of him wearing a sombrero and mustache saying “I’m going to ignore you!” Coincidentally, that’s also my answer if anyone asks for context, because I sure as shit don’t know what it is either.
August 10, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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Heck it, I’ll throw my bird in the ring.
August 5, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Repost a picture of your self as a meme
Same hat comic, replace with a pair of exhibitionists naked in public saying “Same Kink!”
August 5, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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Just realized I never posted my ref sheet this place. Let me fix that.

Art by @vallhound.bsky.social
July 30, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Shout out to @pawsonsale.bsky.social who bought me a drink and gave me an issue of their Nudist Mouse comic and a bunch of stickers as a gift! All-around cool dude!
July 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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If anyone wants to find me at Anthrocon…
July 5, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Sometimes figuring out who you are isn't what comes naturally. For pride, I wrote a little something dedicated to those who're still questioning themselves, whether its their sexuality, romantic identity, or gender identity.

Read it here: tinyurl.com/5893a262

🎨 thanks to @sarcoph.bsky.social
A nude Patrigue with a concerned look on his beak with pride flags circling around him. Flags on the left (top to bottom): Pansexual Pride, Asexual Pride, Transgender Pride, and Non-Binary Pride Flags on the right (top to bottom): Demisexual Pride, Polyamorous Pride, Aromantic Pride, and Gay Man's Pride
June 14, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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See a butt, post a butt! Pride Month edition~
Patrigue standing bottomless in public at a LGBTQ pride parade, with his back toward the viewer, looking back and giving the devil horns gesture. He wears open-toed sneakers and a black shirt that says “Hearts, Not Parts” in pansexual pride colors, as well as a small pansexual pride flag sticker on his bare right buttock. Pride flags and confetti are abound as silhouettes or other furries march in the street.
June 12, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Without downloading any new pictures where are you mentally?
June 12, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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Getting Lucky: Part 3 of 5

Lucky didn't expect to get a front-row seat to Pat and Perci's love life, nor did Pat and Perci expect to put on a show, but none of them seem to mind.

Read all about it here: tinyurl.com/4kae37ex

Thank you once again @kaboozey.bsky.social, you magnificent artist, you!
Patrigue the parrot and Perci the poodle are performing oral sex on each other in the 69 position within the confines of a Cozy Dome on a playground. Perci is on top, fully nude, with Pat's erect cock in her mouth, her saliva drips down the meaty appendage as she fellates it. Meanwhile, Pat is bottomless on the floor with his beak in between Perci's legs. The clothes they've shed are scattered across the floor in disarray. Both have their eyes closed lost in each other's bliss. Behind them, outside the dome, Lucky the crocodile watching on with her eyes wide and a blush across her face. Pat and Perci are either oblivious or indifferent to their voyeur's presence and expression. Through the holes of the dome, the stars shine brightly, showing how late in the night it is.
May 28, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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If you see this, post a witch! 🧙
May 27, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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About this high
May 18, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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May 18, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Merry Birthmas to me! Time to Gommage!
Art of the game Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
May 13, 2025 at 9:41 AM
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May 4, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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If you see this post a smiling OC!

A piece from 2018 I've yet to post here of Perci performing a little striptease.

🎨: www.furaffinity.net/user/toshav-...
April 24, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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I should've posted this a while ago, but thanks everyone for 500+ followers on here!

To celebrate, let me show you this piece I got from @wingedwilly.bsky.social back when I hit 500 watchers on FurAffinity.

Some of you might recognize these butts from my profile banner, hehe.
From left to right, Perci the poodle, Andrew the mountain goat, and Patrigue the parrot, streak across the shoreline of a beach, away from the viewer, completely nude aside from red markings painted on their backs and buttocks. The markings on their backs spell out the number '500' and the markings on their buttocks spell out the word 'Thanks.' Alternative version of the first photo, with the red markings removed from Perci, Andrew, and Patrigue's backs and buttocks.
April 13, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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To be fair, that’s also how Last Week Tonight with John Oliver works as well. Yes, this is a real screencap.
April 9, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Same kink 🎨: @lewdles.bsky.social

Same kink 📖: tinyurl.com/mryn3j9a
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April 1, 2025 at 9:35 AM
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YES!!! FUCK YES!!!

After two weeks of trial and error, I finally got to Ante 8 and SLAUGHTERED that Boss Blind!
The victory screen from the hit 2024 video game Balatro. The Jokers used to defeat the Ante 8 Boss Blind (from left to right): Scary Face, Smiley Face (Foil), Walkie Talkie (Holographic), Mad Joker (Negative), Gros Michel, and Dusk (Holographic).
March 22, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Congrats on the 5k! Since I’ve seen how amazing you’ve drawn some amazing art of your crocodile girl, how about you take a crack at mine?
March 20, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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Happy St. Patrick’s Day, everyone!

To celebrate, here’s a little collaboration I did with with @aaronmoonfang.bsky.social back in 2022 of our characters letting the Guinness go to our heads.

He did the art and I did the story, which you can read here:
www.furaffinity.net/view/46391756/
Patrigue and Aaron are dancing naked on the table with their clothes strewn about, sing The Rattlin’ Bog. Jack and Abigail look on, blushing and embarrassed while Patricia actively cheers them on. Aaron’s fluffy tail conveniently censors Patrigue’s groin. Patrigue and Aaron are dancing naked on the table with their clothes strewn about, sing The Rattlin’ Bog. Jack and Abigail look on, blushing and embarrassed while Patricia actively cheers them on. Patrigue sports a hearty erection all the while.
March 17, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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While Andrew doesn't consider himself much of an exhibitionist, he very much considers himself a kinkster.

Read all about it here: tinyurl.com/5rcf4dck

Art by the super talented @mikrogoat.bsky.social. Will definitely have to commission them again someday in the future.
March 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM