Patrick, but merry
@patrickshmatrik.bsky.social
Admirer of dirt, reader of books, obsessor of elephants.
Commit to the bit, you fucking lames
February 6, 2026 at 8:33 AM
Commit to the bit, you fucking lames
Fuck bullies.
February 3, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Fuck bullies.
Mommy, why does that guy look like a bloated corpse?
February 3, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Mommy, why does that guy look like a bloated corpse?
Cowards about to get railroaded in the midterms because theyre toothless. Once again.
January 27, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Cowards about to get railroaded in the midterms because theyre toothless. Once again.
Also fucking up a delivery robot AND punching a police horse.
January 26, 2026 at 6:56 AM
Also fucking up a delivery robot AND punching a police horse.
More like Jonathan Chode. What a disgrace that guy is
January 26, 2026 at 6:54 AM
More like Jonathan Chode. What a disgrace that guy is
And so it was written.
January 26, 2026 at 6:50 AM
And so it was written.
We love our autistic coach
January 26, 2026 at 3:48 AM
We love our autistic coach
Because it was one.
January 26, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Because it was one.
The fact that youre even mentioning Greenland for sale is complicit. Shut the fuck up and do your fucking job
January 21, 2026 at 5:26 PM
The fact that youre even mentioning Greenland for sale is complicit. Shut the fuck up and do your fucking job
Actions speak louder than words and all hes done is said a bad word. Charlatan
January 13, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Actions speak louder than words and all hes done is said a bad word. Charlatan
If only he felt that way about US citizens
January 13, 2026 at 6:57 PM
If only he felt that way about US citizens
Hoping the complete opposite for you, actually.
December 31, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Hoping the complete opposite for you, actually.
William H Macy is in it and instantly brightened the whole picture. Its a good one.
December 31, 2025 at 4:23 AM
William H Macy is in it and instantly brightened the whole picture. Its a good one.
Well, its done. Bring on the chaos.
December 13, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Well, its done. Bring on the chaos.
"Thought he'd cry" ass tweet.
November 4, 2025 at 3:04 PM
"Thought he'd cry" ass tweet.
He didnt have a nickname for Zohran? Definitely losing his fastball.
November 4, 2025 at 3:02 PM
He didnt have a nickname for Zohran? Definitely losing his fastball.
This absolutely reeks of Nazism
May 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
This absolutely reeks of Nazism
When he lays in rest in a glass tomb I'd like there to be a an attached poop chute fixed to the top of it, for reasons.
May 3, 2025 at 4:03 AM
When he lays in rest in a glass tomb I'd like there to be a an attached poop chute fixed to the top of it, for reasons.