Patrick Harris
@patrickmharris.bsky.social
A Boston-based pop culture encyclopedia living in the center of a “Broadway-Bravo-Britney/Beyonce-Disney-Hollywood” Venn Diagram.
There’s a big, new album coming out tomorrow and I don’t know about you but I can’t WAIT to listen to it. I’ll be awake at midnight!
October 2, 2025 at 10:25 PM
There’s a big, new album coming out tomorrow and I don’t know about you but I can’t WAIT to listen to it. I’ll be awake at midnight!
When the fireworks are still going off in Dorchester two weeks after the 4th.
July 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
When the fireworks are still going off in Dorchester two weeks after the 4th.
I want to thank our downstairs neighbor for deciding that today, in its <85 degree temps, was the best day to dump a trash bin full of wet, rotted leaves on our driveway and then do nothing with them. Of note, today was also garbage day. The leaves were not thrown out.
July 1, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I want to thank our downstairs neighbor for deciding that today, in its <85 degree temps, was the best day to dump a trash bin full of wet, rotted leaves on our driveway and then do nothing with them. Of note, today was also garbage day. The leaves were not thrown out.
I edited this like ten times, but this is my list and I’m sticking to it. I will not be taking questions at this time.
June 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I edited this like ten times, but this is my list and I’m sticking to it. I will not be taking questions at this time.
This was three months into quarantine and we still went through with it. Here we are five years later and I still do my terrific dances.
Five years ago today, @patrickmharris.bsky.social wanted to really make sure I knew what I was getting myself into before we said a socially distanced “I do.” #lilbroadwaycupcake #littleedie #terrificdances
June 13, 2025 at 10:08 PM
This was three months into quarantine and we still went through with it. Here we are five years later and I still do my terrific dances.
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I don’t regret not buying that painting because instead I bought this amazing nonsense bottle of Flowers tonight.
Happy fifth wedding anniversary, @patrickmharris.bsky.social.
Happy fifth wedding anniversary, @patrickmharris.bsky.social.
June 13, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I don’t regret not buying that painting because instead I bought this amazing nonsense bottle of Flowers tonight.
Happy fifth wedding anniversary, @patrickmharris.bsky.social.
Happy fifth wedding anniversary, @patrickmharris.bsky.social.
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“And it is hysterically funny to see someone eating oysters for the first time.”
—Kathy Hilton
—Kathy Hilton
June 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
“And it is hysterically funny to see someone eating oysters for the first time.”
—Kathy Hilton
—Kathy Hilton
We may not be gay dads to a human, but we are very much gay dads to a gay little dog spending the week in a gay little town.
June 8, 2025 at 8:21 PM
We may not be gay dads to a human, but we are very much gay dads to a gay little dog spending the week in a gay little town.
“My son can’t be gay. He’s obsessed with women.”
The women:
The women:
June 2, 2025 at 6:53 PM
“My son can’t be gay. He’s obsessed with women.”
The women:
The women:
Having one of those “my left eye won’t stop twitching kind of days”.
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June 2, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Having one of those “my left eye won’t stop twitching kind of days”.
Between the Chess revival and Survivor 50, this has been a weird day for casting announcements.
a little girl with blonde hair is making a funny face with her mouth open .
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May 28, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Between the Chess revival and Survivor 50, this has been a weird day for casting announcements.
Haven’t seen The Light in the Piazza since I was 20. I liked it. But it and I having aged nearly 20 years, I understand it SO much more and it’s so beautiful.
May 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Haven’t seen The Light in the Piazza since I was 20. I liked it. But it and I having aged nearly 20 years, I understand it SO much more and it’s so beautiful.
A squirrel leaped in front of my car today and it didn’t end well for them. Meanwhile I’m still spiraling thinking about their family throwing them a funeral and their kids crying when they heard the news.
May 18, 2025 at 10:14 PM
A squirrel leaped in front of my car today and it didn’t end well for them. Meanwhile I’m still spiraling thinking about their family throwing them a funeral and their kids crying when they heard the news.
25 years ago today (it was a Tuesday) I was driven after school to Coconuts (or Strawberries, I don’t remember when it switched) to pick up the new Britney CD. Today I celebrated by getting the vinyl delivered and I’m 13 again in my room listening on my boombox.
May 16, 2025 at 8:25 PM
25 years ago today (it was a Tuesday) I was driven after school to Coconuts (or Strawberries, I don’t remember when it switched) to pick up the new Britney CD. Today I celebrated by getting the vinyl delivered and I’m 13 again in my room listening on my boombox.
It’s because I’m barely looking at them. If I look too hard they feel smothered and will wither.
I am very proud of so far not killing my herbs this year. These girlies are thriving.
May 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
It’s because I’m barely looking at them. If I look too hard they feel smothered and will wither.
Things I don’t expect in our neighborhood: a LOUD 11pm sing a long rendition of The Power of Love. I love it and hate it at the same time.
May 12, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Things I don’t expect in our neighborhood: a LOUD 11pm sing a long rendition of The Power of Love. I love it and hate it at the same time.
I’m on Day 3 of 5 on the West Coast and I’m still not acclimating to the time change. At this point, I have two more days of waking up at 5am and going to bed at 9pm. 🤷♂️
May 8, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I’m on Day 3 of 5 on the West Coast and I’m still not acclimating to the time change. At this point, I have two more days of waking up at 5am and going to bed at 9pm. 🤷♂️
I wrestle with the thought of going to Florida in the next few years, let alone a place where I’m completely illegal to exist.
May 7, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I wrestle with the thought of going to Florida in the next few years, let alone a place where I’m completely illegal to exist.
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Live footage of @patrickmharris.bsky.social whenever there’s a loud voice on the street outside our condo.
(🖼️Mary Stevenson Cassatt, In The Loge)
(🖼️Mary Stevenson Cassatt, In The Loge)
May 3, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Live footage of @patrickmharris.bsky.social whenever there’s a loud voice on the street outside our condo.
(🖼️Mary Stevenson Cassatt, In The Loge)
(🖼️Mary Stevenson Cassatt, In The Loge)
Had my first MRI today and it was a cozy meditative experience that was actually kind of…fun?
May 2, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Had my first MRI today and it was a cozy meditative experience that was actually kind of…fun?
I am the most excited for all the Tony love for Death Becomes Her - it’s my favorite new musical I’ve seen in quite some time.
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May 1, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I am the most excited for all the Tony love for Death Becomes Her - it’s my favorite new musical I’ve seen in quite some time.
There she is.
Box 1 of 3 done + 1/3 of a sold separately lighting set = 11 hours build time so far, many more to go.
Box 1 of 3 done + 1/3 of a sold separately lighting set = 11 hours build time so far, many more to go.
April 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
There she is.
Box 1 of 3 done + 1/3 of a sold separately lighting set = 11 hours build time so far, many more to go.
Box 1 of 3 done + 1/3 of a sold separately lighting set = 11 hours build time so far, many more to go.
I have binged almost all of Love on the Spectrum and am going through all of the feelings.
April 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I have binged almost all of Love on the Spectrum and am going through all of the feelings.
Ready for the conclave draaaaaaama.
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April 21, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Ready for the conclave draaaaaaama.
I know some watch this for Judy. And while she is a part of my love for the movie, I REALLY love Queen Hatshepsut-Annie Miller. #EasterParade
April 21, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I know some watch this for Judy. And while she is a part of my love for the movie, I REALLY love Queen Hatshepsut-Annie Miller. #EasterParade