On dates I think I need to talk about the French Revolution a little less or a lot more. Right now I’m in a weird middle ground that would have been popular in 1789 but gotten my head lopped off in 1793

left the house unsure about my outfit and then immediately saw another bald, bearded white guy dressed the exact same way

When I have no idea what I’m supposed to say in a memo, I just write that one thing “implicates” some other thing. Works every time