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Patrick Keyte
@patrickkeyte.bsky.social
Only here for trash
A very severe haircut
November 15, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Serving profile
November 9, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Well she didn’t even get the bloody chance
Paloma needs to use the phrase “I’m not just a faithful, I’m a Paloma Faithful!” #traitors
October 9, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Paloma needs to use the phrase “I’m not just a faithful, I’m a Paloma Faithful!” #traitors
October 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
🪡
October 5, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Tired and old
September 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Sunset and soft skin
August 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Werk werk werk werk werk
August 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Too skinny atm
August 4, 2025 at 6:30 PM
🪡
July 31, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Twitter age authentication now in full swing but you can’t authenticate your age?
July 26, 2025 at 11:37 AM
🤳🏼
July 21, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I wish
July 15, 2025 at 11:38 AM
The curated version of Mykonos holibobs
July 13, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I see a theme recurring here
June 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Call me Nanny Pat 👵🏼
June 9, 2025 at 8:57 AM
The only reason I want a boyfriend is so they can cook me delicious, high protein dinners and lunches that vary every day so I don’t batch cook the same boring stuff all week 🥲
May 25, 2025 at 8:59 AM
I’m going on a date with a guy and it’s a run!
I hate running!
May 16, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Burnt
May 11, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Iddy biddy waist
May 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Bored
May 2, 2025 at 5:48 AM
🤳🏼
April 28, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I’ll be back to my wimpy self as soon as I step outside
April 17, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Cute
April 5, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Smash?
March 8, 2025 at 12:36 PM