Patrick
@patrickkeefe.bsky.social
And on the third day, Jesus owned Judas at skee ball.
There's no gif for Dave Chappelle's bit about cops sprinkling crack on anyone they shoot
December 27, 2025 at 2:02 AM
There's no gif for Dave Chappelle's bit about cops sprinkling crack on anyone they shoot
Anti-social is totally fine. No need to justify it.
December 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Anti-social is totally fine. No need to justify it.
“Demonstrates” … Everything is motivated by how they want people to perceive them. It has nothing to do with policy objectives or any objectives really. It’s pure vanity.
December 26, 2025 at 12:34 AM
“Demonstrates” … Everything is motivated by how they want people to perceive them. It has nothing to do with policy objectives or any objectives really. It’s pure vanity.
It’s so uncomfortable. I’m sweating in my house even though the AC is on.
December 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
It’s so uncomfortable. I’m sweating in my house even though the AC is on.
This looks cool as hell!
December 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
This looks cool as hell!
She's long been old enough to change the spelling of her name. There's no excuse for that.
December 24, 2025 at 4:13 AM
She's long been old enough to change the spelling of her name. There's no excuse for that.
Great job! Happy birthday!
December 24, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Great job! Happy birthday!
I was meant to be born in San Francisco
December 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I was meant to be born in San Francisco
That feels way worse than losing outright.
December 23, 2025 at 4:23 AM
That feels way worse than losing outright.
Most people don't realize Basketball Smith's cousin is Jeremy Soccer.
December 23, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Most people don't realize Basketball Smith's cousin is Jeremy Soccer.
That’s not a battleship. What the hell is that? Any boat knowers in the chat?
December 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
That’s not a battleship. What the hell is that? Any boat knowers in the chat?
Destroying the planet to own the libs
December 22, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Destroying the planet to own the libs
That’s all of college football, brother. Too much money to be lost by losing 5 games a season.
December 20, 2025 at 7:40 PM
That’s all of college football, brother. Too much money to be lost by losing 5 games a season.
They were beating both teams until the very end of each game and lost by a total of 4 points. Not a massive indictment.
December 20, 2025 at 7:37 PM
They were beating both teams until the very end of each game and lost by a total of 4 points. Not a massive indictment.
Maybe he didn’t hear them after all
December 20, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Maybe he didn’t hear them after all