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Patrick J Woodruff
@patrickjwoodruff.bsky.social
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Cartoonist, Illustrator, Graphic Designer, Freelance Goofball. SVA ‘10.

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Artists! Show an old piece you still love! #pokemon
A scary Nidoking uses Earth Power and cracks up the pavement beneath it, revealing roiling lava
September 5, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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Drop some puppets.
Glox from Planet Synergy sips his alien tea and asks you to stay late at the office this Friday
August 23, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Bark bark boom
An old comic page depicting a dog, which holds a bundle of lit dynamite in its mouth
August 5, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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A skeet of Garfield with shoes, immediately followed by an article about the TSA dropping their shoe removal policy
July 8, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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Agent Cobra Bubbles from Lilo and Stitch taking a knee to talk at eye-level to Lilo. His head is similarly shaped to the person in the original post.
July 1, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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I could probably swing that.
Two Chagoma, ape-like clawed beasts from a distant world, viciously battle in a snowscaped mountain A treasure hunter is taken aback as they are surrounded by Haraze, ghostly skulls propelled by a dangerous smoke The Kordish Cyber Soldier leaps, dual-wielding a handgun and laser blaster, riding the wave of force from a huge explosion A monstrous depiction of the Pokemon Kidoking, using the move Earth Power to tear up the street to make way for a blast of force
June 14, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Wario in his WarioWare biker outfit
April 20, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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This paragraph is such a stupid take after everything we’ve seen so far. You’re a Nazi even if you’re doing it ironically or disingenuously.
The stupid take in question: “Musk is most likely no Nazi-no matter how many Roman-adjacent salutes he throws— nor is West, Marjorie Taylor Greene, or Matt Gaetz. These people are faking it, stoking outrage for outrage's sake and basking in the attention that will get them into Trump's wild orbit.”
February 7, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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fuck
The poster for Saving Private Ryan, a silhouetted soldier walking with the faces of 4 other soldiers above
January 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Had to block for obvious reasons, but what an amazing account description
A suspicious new Bluesky account following 10.3K people with no posts. Their account description hilariously reads “mature, playful, and ready for a new stepson.” I’m not ready for a new stepmom, so I had to block.
January 4, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Beware the cube. #art #illustration
A nondescript gray cube, about the size of an oven, floats above the flooded floor of a cave, full of runestones with glowing runes. Ghostly purple tentacles branch off of the cube. You cannot escape its wrath.
December 8, 2024 at 9:44 PM
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Coming soon to the Sega Master System, it's Zubidoo!
#art #illustration
Zubidoo, everyone's favorite rodent-like 90's mascot platformer character, jumps in the air and poses while other characters (a squid, a steak, an Moai statue head and little girl with pigtails and a literal tail), look above with awe. They stand on a checkerboard globe and a shooting star passes them by.
December 1, 2024 at 11:03 PM
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simply hate it when my meal at the diner gets gooped
#art #illustration #alien
A bunch of goofy, gloopy little green guys are wreaking havoc in a sleepy 50's style interstellar diner. They've dripped on customers' food, eaten the napkin dispensers and clogged up the ventilation system. They're known as Sobongo, the cutest and sloppiest pests in this galactic quadrant.
October 27, 2024 at 10:47 PM
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Well hey, thank you! #art #illustration #cartoon #aliens
A blue gazelle/axolotl strides through a coral-strewn underwater landscape A hippo/Oni gorges on a large Japanese-style buffet A proboscis-nosed light-green alien in a padded spacesuit lays waste to an ancient civilization with a green flamethrower Your puppet boss, Glox from Planet Synergy, is passive-aggresively asking you to get back to work
October 21, 2024 at 3:22 AM
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big punch #art #illustration #alien
Galvenkin, a spiky yellow alien that looks like a cross between a desert lizard and a catfish, sucker-punches an armored humanoid made out of fat-marbled meat. They are throwing down in a dive bar that couldn't get any lower if it were underground.
October 20, 2024 at 4:57 PM
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STOP ✋ If you are reading this, you've reached a Pokémon check point. You're now obligated to share your favorite Pokémon

It’s an old piece but I still like it
Nidoking, the weird purple rhino/rabbit with poisonous barbs, tears a street apart with the attack Earth Power. Flames engulf the background and a large transmission tower topples in the distance.
October 20, 2024 at 12:20 PM
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#art #illustration
A goofy salamander/gazelle walks through a coral field with the sun shining down through the surface of the water A hippo/oni gorges itself on a large spread of vaguely familiar but ultimately alien foods. DJ Lunar Worm scratches a record on his turntable while a rave full of different alien species wave glowsticks and dance Hoopore, my fakemon that’s based on the African Hoopoe and diamond mining
October 18, 2024 at 2:57 AM
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I hope to one day feel the same unbridled manic joy as Nelm does for his eggs
A carton of Nelms Eggs, which features an egg with arms and legs as a mascot. His matching red gloves and shoes suggest a jauntiness but his eyes are dead and cold.
September 29, 2024 at 3:33 PM
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The Tropical Gaxtonell, an bluish alien mix between a axolotol and a gazelle or something, strides majestically along the seafloor in front of a colorful coral reef arrangement.
September 28, 2024 at 5:40 PM
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It's my birthday! Please enjoy this fun guy. #art #illustration
The Tropical Gaxtonell, an bluish alien mix between a axolotol and a gazelle or something, strides majestically along the seafloor in front of a colorful coral reef arrangement.
September 22, 2024 at 6:50 PM
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If you see this, post a bird!
Hoopore, my Fakemon based on the African Hoopoe and mining
September 21, 2024 at 10:45 PM
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Thanks, RJ! Been drawing a lot of goofy aliens lately, if anyone’s into that kind of thing.
A Fakemon, Hoopore, based on the African Hoopoe and mining ⛏️ Farovon, a gremlin-looking guy with a proboscis and a fireproof spacesuit, lays waste to an ancient civilization with a flamethrower Onipotu, a mix of a hippo and a Japanese oni, gorges on a large spread of oddly-colored food DJ Lunar Worm shlurps behind its turntable setup as the club crowd bumps all around
September 15, 2024 at 11:42 PM
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it's never 5 o'clock here, no matter what you do #art #illustration #alien #muppet
A red, horned, Muppet-like alien, dressed in a suit and a tie, looms over your cubicle wall to silently judge you. He sips from his mug of tea(?) with a scowl. You feel that you need the "Hang In There" poster on the wall more than ever right now. Probably a good time to start sending out resumes again.
September 7, 2024 at 4:00 PM
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some men just want to watch the world burn #art #illustration
An egg-shaped alien with long pointed ears and a curled proboscis wears a spacesuit and torches the ruins of a civilization, pillars flanking it in the background. Green fire shoots out of its flamethrower against a purple sky streaked with smoke. The bleached skulls of the former residents of this planet sit on the ledge the alien is standing on.
September 2, 2024 at 6:07 PM
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This guy’s nephew was great on Muppets Tonight though.
Clifford from Muppets Tonight
July 21, 2024 at 12:53 PM