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Oldodivergent | Uncle Tifa | Muddling through somehow
Northern lights for the second time in my lifetime. From my front porch in Conover, North Carolina, about 10:15 p.m., with night vision enhancement. #Aurora #NCwx
November 12, 2025 at 4:25 AM
The cruelty is, always has been, and always will be the point with President Manbaby. Happy #Thanksgiving! #SNAP
November 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I think Walmart Pharmacy texts asked me to sign a prenup. (They don't realize I dumped them for @costplusdrugs.com.)
November 8, 2025 at 1:22 AM
We used to watch college football and NFL games on the only three channels we had. Of course, one-third of U.S. children died that one Halloween because a mass-murder commercial disguised as a "big giveaway" didn't get stopped on the third channel in time. But there had to be a tradeoff! #YouTubeTV
November 1, 2025 at 8:07 PM
One hour before Halloween, #YouTubeTV kicked off trick-or-treating early. With a trick.

Besides your local ABC station, all Disney-branded channels, and all ESPN-branded channels, you also lost all FX-branded channels, all National Geographic-branded channels, and Freeform.
October 31, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Casa Aguilar in Hickory, North Carolina, just became my favorite local Mexican restaurant. #TrumpShutdown #SNAP
October 29, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Someone who isn't going to suffer the loss of SNAP benefits for families and children on November 1st thanks to the #TrumpShutdown thinks others suffering it is a good idea. They should try it themselves first. Most, like President Manbaby, look like they could stand to miss a meal or three anyway.
October 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
In my day at my alma mater, we #Gamecocks protested:
° Proposed tuition hikes
° The university president
° President Reagan
° Apartheid in South Africa
° The university not divesting from companies doing business in South Africa
We did not protest the football team's offensive coordinator.
October 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
October 18, 2025 at 12:38 PM
And that's why there has been almost no news coverage of "Alaska's Katrina." Because mostly indigenous people are affected. #Halong #AKwx
October 15, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Saw this "meme this" image on Facebook today. My creation is kind of personal. #AI
October 13, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Starbucks is still the Evil Empire of #coffee, but they are the only coffee chain in my vicinity with a birthday freebie (sideeye to Dunkin). So once a year, I give in to the Dark Side.
October 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I don't know who made these tear-a-"square" paper towels, but they're a #OCD nightmare for two reasons.
October 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Enter "record store near me" on your map app and discover your locally owned stores. Today's Taylor Swift album sales are a BIG deal for their bottom line. If she's not your thing, then go to them for the next album release you DO care about. #BuyLocal
October 3, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I don't own and book the amphitheater in Hickory, NC, that's closing, but if I did, I wouldn't (1) schedule SO MANY tribute bands, (2) cancel for every rain THREAT, and (3) blame the public not buying tickets for the closure, then ask that same public to buy tickets for the last show. #Business
October 1, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Sorry, folks! U.S. government's closed. The orange idiot out front shoulda told ya. #Shutdown
October 1, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I think someone (not me) just confessed to murder on #Nextdoor. Yeah, I don't know why you can't get hired either, pal.
September 29, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Oh, Facebook. Removing a post where someone (not me) expresses suicidal/self-harm intent doesn't help them IN ANY WAY! Reach out to them with resources instead, such as the @988lifeline.bsky.social. #MentalHealth
September 28, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Paddy Chayefsky always said Network wasn't satire.
September 21, 2025 at 3:42 AM
It's Elon's headline writers for news on X as well (new jobs for his DOGEbros, maybe?). This incorrect headline has been up for two days, and Grok agrees that it's wrong.
September 15, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Some of my friends and follows bought the snake oil that Charlie Kirk was selling. I agree with them on the condolences for his wife, his two children who will grow up without their father, and other surviving family members. But that's where the common ground ends.
September 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I knew Rick Davies sang my favorite Supertramp song (Bloody Well Right), but I was last night years old when I learned (because, regrettably, I never saw Supertramp in concert) that vocals I thought were Roger Hodgson were actually Rick Davies.

RIP and Godspeed. www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
September 8, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Post a perfect album from the '90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains.
September 8, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.
September 7, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Minneapolis. Per @theonion.com, the U.S. is:
• Site of over half of the world’s deadliest mass shootings in the past 50 years
• Where you're 20 times more likely to die of gun violence than in other developed nations
• The only economically advanced nation with roughly two mass shootings per month
August 27, 2025 at 9:36 PM