Patrick Henry Downs
@patrickhenrydowns.bsky.social
standup comedian, maybe
I'm really looking forward to Ghost of Yotei and completely forgot that GTA6 is coming out too. Is this growth?
July 12, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I'm really looking forward to Ghost of Yotei and completely forgot that GTA6 is coming out too. Is this growth?
When you look at a dog your brain releases the exact same chemical as when you look at a human baby, but they taste completely different.
March 7, 2025 at 10:16 PM
When you look at a dog your brain releases the exact same chemical as when you look at a human baby, but they taste completely different.
I never get songs stuck in my head.
Only voices.
Only voices.
February 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I never get songs stuck in my head.
Only voices.
Only voices.
abandoning the First Flame to usher in the Age of Dark is my love language
February 22, 2025 at 1:33 AM
abandoning the First Flame to usher in the Age of Dark is my love language
I got bit by a were-Hunter S Thompson, so now whenever a tyrant asshole is president I turn into a Hunter S Thompson
February 3, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I got bit by a were-Hunter S Thompson, so now whenever a tyrant asshole is president I turn into a Hunter S Thompson
Bag of chips: $7.50
Bag of carrots: $2.50
The choice is obvious: I'm gonna have to use a credit card to buy these chips.
Bag of carrots: $2.50
The choice is obvious: I'm gonna have to use a credit card to buy these chips.
January 12, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Bag of chips: $7.50
Bag of carrots: $2.50
The choice is obvious: I'm gonna have to use a credit card to buy these chips.
Bag of carrots: $2.50
The choice is obvious: I'm gonna have to use a credit card to buy these chips.
I hope that when I die I come back as a goat because then I could eat anything. In a related note, I think my milk is expired.
January 9, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I hope that when I die I come back as a goat because then I could eat anything. In a related note, I think my milk is expired.
abandoning the First Flame to usher in an Age of Dark is my love language
January 3, 2025 at 12:10 AM
abandoning the First Flame to usher in an Age of Dark is my love language
last night was my first time performing standup in 5 years and next time I do it I'll have an audience
January 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
last night was my first time performing standup in 5 years and next time I do it I'll have an audience
Later on I might fuck around... hope I don't find out.
December 28, 2024 at 11:53 PM
Later on I might fuck around... hope I don't find out.