Patrick Harmon
@patrickharmon100.bsky.social
Curious being in an aging human suit.
Whoa! My version's better!
September 2, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Whoa! My version's better!
Yeah cos FEMA needs that money to build concentration camps.
July 3, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Yeah cos FEMA needs that money to build concentration camps.
Why would you ever bring your car there?
June 30, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Why would you ever bring your car there?
I'd like to fly but I can't even swim.
May 23, 2025 at 11:17 AM
I'd like to fly but I can't even swim.
Trump is powerless in the face of El Salvador's awesome sovereignty. But Van Hollen has total control over CECOT and can manipulate them however he likes. Have I got that right?
April 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Trump is powerless in the face of El Salvador's awesome sovereignty. But Van Hollen has total control over CECOT and can manipulate them however he likes. Have I got that right?
Someone needs to get her in front of a federal judge to repeat these accusations under oath.
April 17, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Someone needs to get her in front of a federal judge to repeat these accusations under oath.
Oof! Did you at least call the fire department?
April 12, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Oof! Did you at least call the fire department?
Unless Garcia is dead.
April 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Unless Garcia is dead.
They're like...camps where you concentrate certain populations. Could swear I've heard of this before.
April 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
They're like...camps where you concentrate certain populations. Could swear I've heard of this before.
Then they can do it to absolutely anyone. All they have to say is "oopsie."
April 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Then they can do it to absolutely anyone. All they have to say is "oopsie."
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
April 7, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
Great news except that the administration will almost certainly not comply with the order.
April 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Great news except that the administration will almost certainly not comply with the order.
Excellent point, God!
April 3, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Excellent point, God!
So we are replacing Schumer with this guy, yes??
April 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM
So we are replacing Schumer with this guy, yes??
You left out "while Big Tech conspires to replace us with AI so there are no jobs." Just want to be clear how truly fucked they want us.
March 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
You left out "while Big Tech conspires to replace us with AI so there are no jobs." Just want to be clear how truly fucked they want us.
No CAPS. Trump didn't write this.
March 28, 2025 at 5:20 PM
No CAPS. Trump didn't write this.
Yeah, Pam, let's talk about that. If memory serves, CLINTON WAS INVESTIGATED. It's why your boss won in 2016.
March 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Yeah, Pam, let's talk about that. If memory serves, CLINTON WAS INVESTIGATED. It's why your boss won in 2016.
Since she brought it up, a key difference from Emailgate is that Hillary was investigated. It arguably cost her the election.
March 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Since she brought it up, a key difference from Emailgate is that Hillary was investigated. It arguably cost her the election.
Because ethics aren't a thing for this administration. Fuck ups aren't punished, they're elevated.
March 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Because ethics aren't a thing for this administration. Fuck ups aren't punished, they're elevated.
Cool. Let them underestimate us.
March 24, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Cool. Let them underestimate us.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
March 23, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Ding! Ding! Ding!