Colby thinks we owe America unconditional obedience after sending them $368b for AUKUS, embedding Pine Gap into US targeting systems, and committing troops to every US war since Korea. Still not loyal enough? #auspol

Farmland values up 256% over 20 years. Housing: 154%. So these “hard‑working farmers” aren’t starving for cash they’re sitting on an agrarian land‑bank goldmine. Spare me the crying about green laws when you treat farmland like Bitcoin with sheep attached #auspol

Their shirts are oil. Their politics are fumes. And their solution to rising food prices is to cook the planet faster. These blokes don’t care about costs they just want a scapegoat to jack up prices while hiding behind Coles and Woolies #auspol

The Islamic coup fantasy requires 3% of the population to form a religious super-party, override the Constitution, win a double majority referendum, and conquer Parliament. Or hear me out Malcolm Roberts is just scared of Muslims voting #auspol

Imagine being from the meth coast of Queensland, led by a cartoon fascist in a fast food tie, and calling Victoria the problem #auspol