Patrick Christie
@patrickchristie.bsky.social
Writer with work in The London Magazine, The Oxonian Review, Litro Magazine, Review 31, Necessary Fiction, The Mechanics’ Institute Review and elsewhere.
https://www.patrickchristie.co.uk
https://www.patrickchristie.co.uk
My other contribution to this argument - in defense of Lucia! - is that I have had a Moka pot explode on me. #SonoConLucia #GiustiziaPerLucia
November 28, 2025 at 10:39 AM
My other contribution to this argument - in defense of Lucia! - is that I have had a Moka pot explode on me. #SonoConLucia #GiustiziaPerLucia
As someone married to an Italian, you have to choose your battles. This is not one he will ever win.
November 28, 2025 at 9:50 AM
As someone married to an Italian, you have to choose your battles. This is not one he will ever win.
Congrats, Jon! Incredible news and I look forward to reading!
November 16, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Congrats, Jon! Incredible news and I look forward to reading!
I think the Winchester House comes up in B. Catling's The Vorrh
November 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I think the Winchester House comes up in B. Catling's The Vorrh
There was also that very strange piece he wrote about Adrian Chiles' penis
November 14, 2025 at 1:17 PM
There was also that very strange piece he wrote about Adrian Chiles' penis
The argument against him in the divorce being I think, basically that he was acting like an arsehole? But he's always been an arsehole, it's just that in the 90s it was considered endearing.
November 14, 2025 at 1:14 PM
The argument against him in the divorce being I think, basically that he was acting like an arsehole? But he's always been an arsehole, it's just that in the 90s it was considered endearing.
He hasn't really changed or done anything reprehensible, he's just fallen out of fashion
November 14, 2025 at 10:45 AM
He hasn't really changed or done anything reprehensible, he's just fallen out of fashion
The Exterminating Angel
November 8, 2025 at 10:01 AM
The Exterminating Angel
Spotted in the wild 🤢
November 7, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Spotted in the wild 🤢
You're back on form
November 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
You're back on form
Maybe it's time to upgrade to a Gameboy Colour!
November 6, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Maybe it's time to upgrade to a Gameboy Colour!
Does the camera have a few arcade style games loaded onto it?
November 6, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Does the camera have a few arcade style games loaded onto it?
Moving from one place in London to another is ruining my life, sadly.
November 6, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Moving from one place in London to another is ruining my life, sadly.
This is me and - being in the process of moving house right now - it is ruining my life
November 6, 2025 at 2:16 PM
This is me and - being in the process of moving house right now - it is ruining my life
I like:
Buenos Aires: La Boca
London: (obvious but) Elephant and Castle
Buenos Aires: La Boca
London: (obvious but) Elephant and Castle
October 25, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I like:
Buenos Aires: La Boca
London: (obvious but) Elephant and Castle
Buenos Aires: La Boca
London: (obvious but) Elephant and Castle
How is it? Was thinking about checking it out
October 17, 2025 at 2:00 PM
How is it? Was thinking about checking it out
An American friends retorts:
'The emphasis is bi-ography, hence bi-opic'
'The emphasis is bi-ography, hence bi-opic'
October 11, 2025 at 1:46 PM
An American friends retorts:
'The emphasis is bi-ography, hence bi-opic'
'The emphasis is bi-ography, hence bi-opic'