patrickcan1.bsky.social
@patrickcan1.bsky.social
To misquote;"Singing Nazis to the left; Dancing Nazis to the right; Screaming Nazis to FOX NEWS!"
December 24, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Outside the TRUMP Hotel?
December 22, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Please Stop. Let the Repubiturds make themselves look stupid with conspiracy theories.
December 22, 2025 at 10:25 AM
So Donnie thinks Mel steams her *panties* because they're folded, creased and wrapped. Sounds like they are new from the Store, you halfwit.
December 21, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Just a reminder "gaan fok 'n bok" is Afrikaans for "go fuck a buck". 🤣
December 21, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I see now why these charmers (as in snake _______) don't hold Town Halls anymore. The Shear Arrogance! And I do mean shear as in US sheep.
December 20, 2025 at 4:32 AM
THE HEAD ON THE LINCON MEMORIAL WILL BE REPLACED THE BESTEST (AND MOST BELOVED PRESIDENT), ME, DJT. IT WILL NOW BE CALLED THE DONALD J. TRUMP (and some guy named lincon) MEMORIAL. THANK YOU FOR YOUR IN-ATTENTION IN THIS MUTTER.
December 20, 2025 at 1:28 AM
"Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!" After the new WH plaques, Dept. of Defense plaque, Kennedy Center, etc. THIS IS NEXT!
December 20, 2025 at 1:15 AM
BUT! It doesn't come with Balls (TOO EXPENSIVE).
How about Monty Python;"The Arsehole rejected him"?
December 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Reminds me of those "jokie" plaques some people put up in their outhouses.
December 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
SOOOOOO, If Indiana doesn't do what "Daddy" Trump wants He WILL BE VERY, VERRY ANGRY and "Punish" them, eh? Sounds like Partner Abuse to me.😟
December 12, 2025 at 10:23 AM
AND The Feds are going to charge visitors $100 to visit Federal Tourist sights! Those people who survive on tourism must be thrilled by all this "winning", sticking it to them fereners.
December 10, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Excessive drinking, passed out by the toilet? I'm gonna pick the low-hanging fruit....Calling the little guy Pete.😅
December 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
tRump left out one of his Greatest Racist Hits: "They're eating the dogs and cats!"
December 3, 2025 at 9:34 AM
"...We have enough Entitlement Junkies in The White House. Stay off Our turf!", She finished.
December 2, 2025 at 3:58 AM
First Pepe the Frog, now this. I would have expected Elmer Fudd from this crowd.
December 2, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Soon to replace:"Give me your tired, your poor,..." on The Statue of Liberty.
December 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Awww Widdle King Donnie awl upset by REAL clips of Regan saying Tariffs are bad instead of Twump AI Slop dropping shit on Americans.Cranky Baby.Somebody change his Depends!🤭Since When has copyright bothered da widdle Twump? NO KINGS!THANK YOU PREMIER DOUG FORD FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER!
October 24, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Awwwww,Poor widdle KingDonnie hawing a TANTWUM because Ontario Premier Doug Ford using a REAL clip of Prisedent Ronald Regan saying Tarrifs are BAD! instead of AI Slop fantaswees about fwying jets and dropping shit on Americans.Somebody change his Depends.When has copyright ever bothered him before?
October 24, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Hello White House! Now those of us who couldn't stand to be on Musk's Shithole X can now troll you Assholes in good concience. Thank you!
October 19, 2025 at 9:43 PM
What I want to know is, with the renaming of the Department of Defence to the Department of WAR, when is the Department of Justice going to be renamed the Department of Revenge? or Retribution? or hey why not Both?
October 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
But- are they eating the cats and dogs in DC?
August 14, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Masks! I thought masks against COVID (Fake Diseez) were verboden.
August 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Soooo... Chemtrails. We NEVER LANDED ON THE MOON! The Earth is FLAT!! mRNA is a HOAX!!! 😱
August 7, 2025 at 8:28 AM
"Lobsterfest"? This guy didn't even know what "Red Lobster" did. Had to look up FEMA -AFTER he got the job! Only The Best!!!
June 4, 2025 at 10:33 AM