That Disney/OpenAI deal is giving me some flashbacks.

I submit that an exception may be made if you are Aubrey Plaza and you're setting up a CRT monitor in a Starbucks.

Gunn’s Superman looks to be doing a lot right, but nothing more so than bringing back 70s Poster Heads. I adore 70s Poster Heads.

I know they’re advertising the Final Reckoning as the last Mission: Impossible but Tom Cruise really needs to make one more so that we can realize the dream of an all-M:I Cinematrix grid.

I know what I typed, Google.

RIP to action cinema legend Richard Norton, pictured here with Stevie Nicks. Before starting his screen fighting career Norton was bodyguard for Fleetwood Mac, ABBA, John Belushi, and David Bowie. That’s right: all the cocainest people in the cocainest decade.

Cabinet hearings, in a nutshell.

I have a hard time articulating why I'm so bothered by omnipresent BetterHelp ads, but I do know that attempting to sell the service to me via woman in sports bra feels particularly classless.

And Laserdisc, as a bonus, had the iconic Laserdisc Turtle. All hail our flippy king.

Folks talk shit about Portland, but find me another town where you can attend a 35mm screening of Fist of the North Star right after buying the vinyl soundtrack at the record store literally next door. Greatest city on Earth for people who like anime about punches that make your head explode.

A Complete Unknown (2024)

Current mood: celebrating a suddenly lively Bluesky and an Onion Infowars purchase while also fighting the sensation that each new cabinet announcement is bringing me worryingly closer to the ground at a problematic speed.

No.

Not too long ago someone asked me to describe my perfect birthday party and I realized partway through my answer that I was just describing Shinkiro's art for this KOF 98 flyer.