Patrick Seurre
@patrick.seurre.com
Professional bit wrangler and multiple kidney transplant recipient. A regular user of the NHS for 30 years. Interested in FoI, data protection, Brexit & science fiction/fantasy.
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Not entirely related, but it made me think of this...
November 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Not entirely related, but it made me think of this...
Tickets for the privilege of sitting in one of these?
November 2, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Tickets for the privilege of sitting in one of these?
@wulfhelm.bsky.social ever wonder where your sossidges come from?
October 23, 2025 at 7:35 AM
@wulfhelm.bsky.social ever wonder where your sossidges come from?
You used to work on the company's helpdesk once didn't you?
It shows...
It shows...
October 22, 2025 at 9:49 PM
You used to work on the company's helpdesk once didn't you?
It shows...
It shows...
VIC-20?
More like a Psion series 2 surely? (I remember having one of those years ago)
More like a Psion series 2 surely? (I remember having one of those years ago)
October 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
VIC-20?
More like a Psion series 2 surely? (I remember having one of those years ago)
More like a Psion series 2 surely? (I remember having one of those years ago)
Surely it’s gotta be this guy:
October 20, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Surely it’s gotta be this guy:
Your use of bad language lets the mask slips to hint at your true identity.
October 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Your use of bad language lets the mask slips to hint at your true identity.
Not entirely related of course, but this came to mind.
October 16, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Not entirely related of course, but this came to mind.
It can leave some painful memories going back there, even for a short time. You read stuff you'd rather never see...
October 16, 2025 at 9:26 PM
It can leave some painful memories going back there, even for a short time. You read stuff you'd rather never see...
I've found out @wulfhelm.bsky.social's true identity!
October 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I've found out @wulfhelm.bsky.social's true identity!
Somewhere deep in the bowels of Labour HQ... 'Our plan to fight Reform goes something like this'...
October 15, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Somewhere deep in the bowels of Labour HQ... 'Our plan to fight Reform goes something like this'...
@wulfhelm.bsky.social A repost of this would be appreciated. Unfortunately I can't provide a link to the page that shows the actual petition as the website doesn't allow it unless 5 people have signed it.
What's good for the goose... petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
What's good for the goose... petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
October 14, 2025 at 7:23 PM
@wulfhelm.bsky.social A repost of this would be appreciated. Unfortunately I can't provide a link to the page that shows the actual petition as the website doesn't allow it unless 5 people have signed it.
What's good for the goose... petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
What's good for the goose... petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
@privacymatters.bsky.social Regarding the EU's new EES immigration system, I wonder what situations would require exporting data like that, what the exact list of international organisations is, and what exactly those 'strict conditions' are. www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...
October 12, 2025 at 10:56 AM
@privacymatters.bsky.social Regarding the EU's new EES immigration system, I wonder what situations would require exporting data like that, what the exact list of international organisations is, and what exactly those 'strict conditions' are. www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...
@wulfhelm.bsky.social ChatGPT can be f***ing useless sometimes...
October 10, 2025 at 9:07 PM
@wulfhelm.bsky.social ChatGPT can be f***ing useless sometimes...
This old Dilbert strip keeps on coming to mind:
October 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
This old Dilbert strip keeps on coming to mind:
Perhaps banning MPs from having other paid positions outside parliament might be a good idea, given how badly some MPs are abusing that option?
It could only help the credibility of those still bringing up genuine workload issues. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
It could only help the credibility of those still bringing up genuine workload issues. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
October 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Perhaps banning MPs from having other paid positions outside parliament might be a good idea, given how badly some MPs are abusing that option?
It could only help the credibility of those still bringing up genuine workload issues. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
It could only help the credibility of those still bringing up genuine workload issues. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
As the control subject when it comes to testing that AI?
'Nice try Rishi'...
'Nice try Rishi'...
October 10, 2025 at 12:08 PM
As the control subject when it comes to testing that AI?
'Nice try Rishi'...
'Nice try Rishi'...
This is all I remember seeing before I ran like hell:
October 10, 2025 at 9:43 AM
This is all I remember seeing before I ran like hell:
The next potato-related announcement?
October 8, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The next potato-related announcement?
Anyway, ignore the cult of the lizard, join the cult of the Flying Spaghetti Monster instead!
(May his meatballs always be plentiful)
(May his meatballs always be plentiful)
October 4, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Anyway, ignore the cult of the lizard, join the cult of the Flying Spaghetti Monster instead!
(May his meatballs always be plentiful)
(May his meatballs always be plentiful)
‘Latrine scrolls’? I always thought they weren’t that useful…
October 4, 2025 at 12:14 PM
‘Latrine scrolls’? I always thought they weren’t that useful…