My favorite is to do those to our kid, and when she tries to respond in kind, I act all indignant that someone would talk about my wife or mother like that.

2015 is three lifetimes ago, fren.

I’m asking myself that about or 11-year-old who devoured Bob’s Burgers.

It’s always so tricky at that age. But maybe the right take is like Janet from The Good Place? Don’t make a big deal, but regular gentle reminders that Alexa isn’t a person?

I spent most of my life thinking that Jimmy Stewart and Jerry Lewis were the same person.

I mean, in that time period the “them” to send back was *us*, so I guess ICE supports the Land Back movement?

I have to assume “you move more to the right as you get older” was simply code for “you tend to have more money as you get older” because any movement I’ve made has been hard to the left. How can someone look at this world with an ounce of empathy and NOT veer leftward?

I wish I liked this movie as much as other people I know. Love the performers (except Leto) and in still pictures it looks beautiful. Nothing in the movie resonated with me.

I’d watch an entire movie about Dave Bautista and his very small glasses, tho.