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Patrick
@patrick-c.bsky.social
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Manchester, UK. 🏳️‍🌈 he/him
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Got tickets for Lily Allen performs West End Girl
November 5, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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normal country
Train cancellation notice for overcrowding as they’ve run a train with too few carriages.
November 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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New Rosalía album coming
October 28, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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🍂 autumn ft. @christopherstephen.bsky.social
Selfie of Patrick and Chris Canal lined with trees turning brown and orange for autumn.
October 26, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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Lucky to watch Perfect Blue at the cinema tonight, I think I love it even more.
Poster for Perfect Blue (1997)
October 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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I need Oh Mary! to come to the West End 🥲
October 1, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Planting bulbs for Spring.
Selfie of Patrick in the garden with some empty plant pots and packs of bulbs
September 21, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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Not “The Substance” Poppers 😭
Screen grab: a green bottle of poppers labelled ACTIVATOR, mimicking a prop from the substance (direc Coralie Fargeat - 2024)
September 17, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Hole pic on main
A seeded bagel with cream cheese, salad and vegetarian pastrami
August 17, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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Patrick topless in the changing room mirror.
August 12, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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It’s my birthday next week FYI
Bucket hat with text: GONE GOONIN’
August 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Primavera 2025
June 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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hapi prid
June 2, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Obsessed with this sign outside a house in Gran Canaria - translates: “Here, the cat is in charge.” Look at the lil smile!!
Tile sign of a beige cat smiling surrounded by plants
May 24, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Dom Daddy with all his twinks
Some deer in a field
May 17, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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🥺 I’m just a
Selfie of Patrick wearing a hard hat - there’s a vent behind with the word HOLE written in marker
May 8, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Selfie of Patrick in the gym changing room.
May 4, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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M-O-O-D-Y you know I’ll be moody for life.
Selfie of Patrick in the gym, the mirror is FILTHY
March 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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I’m so Tate McRae pill’d right now.
Mr Burns as Marilyn Monroe in a white dress standing on a grate
March 5, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Hmm, I dunno, I’m gonna need some samples to check this “quality”
Headline from the Guardian: Men with higher-quality sperm live longer, study finds.
March 5, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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My lube got pulled out at airport security and tested in a special machine. Al-Qaeda could neverrrrr
Travel sized bottle of lube called SPIT
February 14, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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Love my local gym.
Interior of a quiet gym, rows of treadmills and cross trainers not in use.
January 31, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Advertise your account with a Simpsons image
Bart Simpson taking a picture of his butt.
January 7, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Watched Flow last night 💕
Film poster for Flow (2024), a black cat floating in water surrounded by fish.
January 6, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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Happy fur Thursday? Is that a thing?
Topless selfie of Patrick in the gym.
December 19, 2024 at 9:49 AM