Patricia Azze
@patriciaazze.bsky.social
Writer who usually goes by pumpkinspicelatte. MFA candidate at NYU. Aspiring retiree. Substack: Advice No One Asked For / @patriciaazze
And Just Like That Take: Carrie doesn’t need a man to validate that she is a writer!!! She has seven best sellers. She is CARRIE BRADSHAW. I’m unreasonably angry. Maybe reasonably.
a woman is sitting in front of a laptop computer in a living room .
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August 1, 2025 at 9:03 PM
And Just Like That Take: Carrie doesn’t need a man to validate that she is a writer!!! She has seven best sellers. She is CARRIE BRADSHAW. I’m unreasonably angry. Maybe reasonably.
Oh you know the vaping priest in Conclave is hitting it hard today.
April 21, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Oh you know the vaping priest in Conclave is hitting it hard today.
What is the perfect movie and why is it Girl, Interrupted? (Working theory besides Angelina’s perfect t and jeans combos is it features the most gratifying montages in film history)
February 4, 2025 at 3:29 PM
What is the perfect movie and why is it Girl, Interrupted? (Working theory besides Angelina’s perfect t and jeans combos is it features the most gratifying montages in film history)
So the youth have digital cameras now? Cute.
January 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
So the youth have digital cameras now? Cute.
Why does the bad smelling flower pop up on the internet every few years?
January 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Why does the bad smelling flower pop up on the internet every few years?
I have bronchitis and am on a steroid i have to take after breakfast, lunch and… ‘supper’? It’s giving Little House on the Prairie. It’s giving Nosferatu. It’s giving Little Women.
January 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I have bronchitis and am on a steroid i have to take after breakfast, lunch and… ‘supper’? It’s giving Little House on the Prairie. It’s giving Nosferatu. It’s giving Little Women.
A few months ago my husband decided to ‘get into fiction’ and now he is a full blown Rooney Tune. 💘💘💘💘
January 25, 2025 at 12:50 AM
A few months ago my husband decided to ‘get into fiction’ and now he is a full blown Rooney Tune. 💘💘💘💘
The vaping priest in Conclave.
January 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
The vaping priest in Conclave.
Someone out there gets to say ‘my uncle paints the boards for the challenges in Survivor.’ That’s so cool.
January 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Someone out there gets to say ‘my uncle paints the boards for the challenges in Survivor.’ That’s so cool.
I took a little nap in the middle of Conclave and realized that’s a genre of movie i like too: movies where you can snooze for fifteen minutes and pick it back up and it’s chill
January 22, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I took a little nap in the middle of Conclave and realized that’s a genre of movie i like too: movies where you can snooze for fifteen minutes and pick it back up and it’s chill
Oh, also The Room Next Door featured a lot, and I mean a lot, of huge grapes. Like, in 50% of the movie Julianne Moore was biting into massive grapes or there were grapes on the table. If someone can explain this to me I’d be grateful. Not complaining though.
January 19, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Oh, also The Room Next Door featured a lot, and I mean a lot, of huge grapes. Like, in 50% of the movie Julianne Moore was biting into massive grapes or there were grapes on the table. If someone can explain this to me I’d be grateful. Not complaining though.
The Room Next Door is in the Tar family aka my fav genre of movies: films about expensive sweaters
January 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
The Room Next Door is in the Tar family aka my fav genre of movies: films about expensive sweaters
My Uber in Paris had Christmas music in when i got in and it switched to Cuban music… how did he know?
January 13, 2025 at 6:29 PM
My Uber in Paris had Christmas music in when i got in and it switched to Cuban music… how did he know?
Someone once looked at this and said — ‘let’s just call it starfruit. Don’t overthink it.’
January 2, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Someone once looked at this and said — ‘let’s just call it starfruit. Don’t overthink it.’
A 90 year old woman told me this dirty joke tonight:
A woman says to her doctor, ‘my chest hurts and I’m dizzy’ and the doctor says to her ‘I’m not a doctor I’m a bartender and your tit fell out of your shirt and is in the ashtray’
A woman says to her doctor, ‘my chest hurts and I’m dizzy’ and the doctor says to her ‘I’m not a doctor I’m a bartender and your tit fell out of your shirt and is in the ashtray’
December 30, 2024 at 3:53 AM
A 90 year old woman told me this dirty joke tonight:
A woman says to her doctor, ‘my chest hurts and I’m dizzy’ and the doctor says to her ‘I’m not a doctor I’m a bartender and your tit fell out of your shirt and is in the ashtray’
A woman says to her doctor, ‘my chest hurts and I’m dizzy’ and the doctor says to her ‘I’m not a doctor I’m a bartender and your tit fell out of your shirt and is in the ashtray’
Watched a video of Martha Stewart and Robin Williams cooking steak and it’s crazy how much funny stuff is out there, somewhere.
December 30, 2024 at 3:51 AM
Watched a video of Martha Stewart and Robin Williams cooking steak and it’s crazy how much funny stuff is out there, somewhere.
Anora and Long Island Compromise are spiritual sisters.
December 30, 2024 at 3:45 AM
Anora and Long Island Compromise are spiritual sisters.
I hate when the pilot announces the cruising altitude — I don’t need to know my guy! Do not remind me how high we are. I thought we all agreed not to think too much about that!
December 28, 2024 at 4:45 PM
I hate when the pilot announces the cruising altitude — I don’t need to know my guy! Do not remind me how high we are. I thought we all agreed not to think too much about that!
I’d like to read an essay by Tina Fey on Mary Tyler Moore‘s influence on her work.
December 26, 2024 at 12:36 PM
I’d like to read an essay by Tina Fey on Mary Tyler Moore‘s influence on her work.
The Muppet Christmas Carol is mostly pic one but weirdly also pic 2 — what’s the story?
December 26, 2024 at 2:06 AM
The Muppet Christmas Carol is mostly pic one but weirdly also pic 2 — what’s the story?
Just started Home Alone 2 and in the first 5 min an adult calls a kid a pervert and tells him he’s going to kill him. They don’t make em like this anymore.
December 26, 2024 at 2:03 AM
Just started Home Alone 2 and in the first 5 min an adult calls a kid a pervert and tells him he’s going to kill him. They don’t make em like this anymore.
SunChips are back.
December 21, 2024 at 11:07 PM
SunChips are back.
I love movies like Metropolitan where little shit heads talk a lot.
December 21, 2024 at 4:32 AM
I love movies like Metropolitan where little shit heads talk a lot.
Highly recommend a jugo de maracuya from the sketchy arepa place across the street from your hair salon to take in with you while you get bangs.
December 20, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Highly recommend a jugo de maracuya from the sketchy arepa place across the street from your hair salon to take in with you while you get bangs.
The Grinch (1999) was an instant classic and the lesson there is to put Christine Baranski in everything.
December 20, 2024 at 8:52 PM
The Grinch (1999) was an instant classic and the lesson there is to put Christine Baranski in everything.