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Patrice
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I’ve been things and seen places. Born in #Brooklyn, raised on TV…
This photo of all of Tom Cruise's stunt doubles together is too much, it feels haunted somehow
June 8, 2023 at 4:57 PM
Day 3 of not being able to fling open my windows and I hate it.

But Pat Robertson is dead and I remembered I bought a pineapple and can make sorbet so, it’s the little things…
June 8, 2023 at 1:13 PM
Day 2 with all in the windows in my apartment closed. This is terrible, I am a windows flung open as soon as Spring hits person by nature, now it’s just me and a fan w/ a hepa filter pretending it’s a cross breeze
June 7, 2023 at 4:32 PM
Enjoying long Succession think pieces while loving that a random baby naming site succinctly called the ending in a :60 Tik Tok
May 29, 2023 at 7:12 PM
Finishing out the Wu Tang show on Hulu because I’m not a quitter and every minute is making me really wish I was a quitter
May 27, 2023 at 7:35 PM
Jamaican.
Air.
Horn.
May 20, 2023 at 9:04 PM
Most every day I’ll randomly recall someone from 80’s/90’s tv or film that I haven’t seen in a while and have to look them up and see if they’re good. Today’s name check was Cybil Shepard, she’s fine ✅
May 20, 2023 at 2:59 AM
If you see these, grab a bag. They taste like Doritos that studied abroad for a semester.
May 19, 2023 at 5:47 PM
Most important thing today, my ears are ready….
May 19, 2023 at 11:49 AM
It’s a very slippery slope from watching the millionth Jeffs family documentary to having to resist the urge to rewatch all of Big Love
May 19, 2023 at 1:27 AM
Brooklyn is being downright delightful today - the pollen is on time out on trying to take my life, have a smooth cross breeze going and I can smell the jerk chicken man is starting for the evening up the block…
May 17, 2023 at 7:25 PM
When someone tells me that unprompted they’ve done something to make my job “easier” and now I have to spend 2 hours untangling it
May 16, 2023 at 7:13 PM
I feel like we don’t talk enough about the Pope’s winter wardrobe, he looks like he’s praying just for the Bronx and the Bronx only
May 16, 2023 at 2:16 AM
Animorphs discourse where I don’t have to pull out my whiteboard and explain things? Y’all know how to party…
May 14, 2023 at 1:36 AM