“You mean they voted for the bill that I told them not to vote for after I voted for it?” - Lisa “Cult Jam” Murkowski

President Duffman says a lotta things wearing that red hat. On steel manufacturer ownership, the economy, Russia, war, immigration, freedom, just about anything, oh yeah!

They, as advertised, fit in a pocket. Every protester (not tomorrow bc too short notice) should spend the $21 and pass out 25 of them, to those you think you stand in opposition to. If refused, you know who you are dealing with and act accordingly.

MAGA Christians upon the election of the first American Pope, reflecting on the pontiff they were expecting.

MAGA - your new sneakers are ready.

DOGE: "We vant zee fuckin' money Lebowski, or we fuck you ups."

Walter Sobchak: "Show me what you got, nihilists."

I'm gonna tell my kids this was Eric Adams. Bring me my mirror.

Is that the newly named Harry Bolz next to a big dick? (You can pick any one of them and it still works)

There hasn't been this level and volume of shady characters hovering around the FBI since C.G.B. Spender lit up his last Morley with a "Trust No One" engraved Zippo.

I liked the eye patch thing better when Daryl Hannnah did it. Either way, we're all living in a Tarantino film now.