Good one! I'll use it soon. "Well, I intended to wash those dishes, so at least I set the energy in motion."

Dude, how could you miss the the gritty realism of vampires on submarines? Like, how do they know if it's night or day when they're underwater? Do you know how hard it is to find fish that have blood? And getting their capes caught every time they dog a hatch! Eh? Eh? The grit just writes itself!