They’re bromeliads. They don’t bloom predictably, and rarely all at once like this!

He turned out to be the size of my pinkie, but he made as much noise as a boa constrictor.

But is it actually possible for him to do that? He constantly threatens to do things that he can’t do. For example, he can’t simply have people thrown in jail because they displease him. (Yet)

I don’t think they are teaching kids to type these days either. My kids are in their late 20s and had “keyboarding” classes in 5tg grade. Pretty sure this is no longer the case.

Whoa. I’m afraid I would swig this straight out of the bottle.

Dang it, Bobby!