Wouldn't be surprised if he started wearing genuine Nazi clothing looted from the Smithsonian once he decides it's no longer just cosplay.

Secretary of War Crimes
at the
Department of Indefensible

There's no way this could ever become a giant security risk, right? We all know AI would never blindly follow malicious instructions from questionable sources.

Or his causal model is just incomplete. Trust in your doctor isn't the sole factor in being healthy. Healthy people have less of an incentive to pay attention to professional advice. The chronically ill might never get back to 100% regardless of treatment. Statistics matters more than anecdotes.

They really should factor in your likelihood of killing other people in a collision when determining insurance rates but our sociopathic society brands any policy for mitigating negative externalities as big bad scary Socialism.

A drop-down terminal with a command line interface

Coach Einstein: If you want to be that fast, first things first, you'll need to lose a few pounds. Actually, all of them. (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_in...)

Slowdeath

Old Con Medicine Show

How many were there in all? 12 Monkeys?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Win...
leans more towards historical fiction but there are smatterings of the other elements... except for humor.

Crashing the economy and plunging tens of million Americans into abject poverty is one way to bring down wages so that we're willing to work 16 hour shifts 7 days a week in hazardous conditions. It's not like we'd be doing anything important, sitting in front of computers, shuffling around bytes.

Dangit, I said we needed to implement a STREAM cipher for this stack.

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Nothing this regime has done since taking power suggests that it would be deterred by the Constitution... or objective reality, for that matter.

Only thing missing is the "Efficiency" branch lowering the entire trunk into a wood chipper.

For the most part, tariffs are a regressive tax. They disproportionately hurt average folk buying everyday goods. The rich and powerful can afford to absorb or circumvent the added cost.

Donny's not fighting for you, MAGAns (MAGAts?). He's punching down and always has.