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@patnmay.bsky.social
Dry vermouth January starts today!
January 1, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Nothing is more of a waste of time than a martini glass
November 17, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Let’s be serious here: Anastasia probably sucked irl
November 2, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Benny Blanco has won at life. Good job, bud.
September 28, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Brian Kelly needs to learn how to be a leader. Take some responsibility for your team and stop blaming their performance.
September 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
As an engineer, I prefer using the metric system, but dammit if Standard units aren’t aesthetically pleasing
May 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Apple keeps advertising their Genmoji feature and I want to use it, but every time I try it gives me the most garbage results. I’m shocked that a company like Apple shipped this feature
February 22, 2025 at 12:42 PM
There’s so such thing as a good cover of Last Christmas, and every new one I hear is worse than the previous. Stop fucking with perfection, people
December 14, 2024 at 3:24 PM
We used to do business with a handshake. Now we sign hundred page contracts which are meaningless.
December 9, 2024 at 9:53 PM
When a normal person is murdered, the media likes to give the murderer a cute name, often glamorizing the crime. It’s really telling that when a CEO is murdered, suddenly the media suddenly has a duty not to inspire more killing.
December 9, 2024 at 9:06 PM