Pat 🐼
@patisf.bsky.social
✨29✨| she/her | still bi and demi af | here to yap at the room at large 😏 | 2025 📚- 4/25 | You and Me on Vacation | pfp by cheanndraws
Just know that if you do marry me, you automatically get the job of untangling these fairy lights
November 19, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Just know that if you do marry me, you automatically get the job of untangling these fairy lights
Sunday activity after hanging up stuff on the walls 🤓
October 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Sunday activity after hanging up stuff on the walls 🤓
Okay but the real question is if you see this in my house, what’s the first thought?
September 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Okay but the real question is if you see this in my house, what’s the first thought?
I mean listennnnnnnnnnnnnn 💅
August 15, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I mean listennnnnnnnnnnnnn 💅
I thought I'd complete this today but damn
Cabinet - 1
Pat - 0
Cabinet - 1
Pat - 0
August 14, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I thought I'd complete this today but damn
Cabinet - 1
Pat - 0
Cabinet - 1
Pat - 0
So apart from scuff marks and filth on my floor, this is the progress... If you can even call it that. Mind you, I have no idea wtf I'm doing 🤣💅
August 13, 2025 at 9:07 PM
So apart from scuff marks and filth on my floor, this is the progress... If you can even call it that. Mind you, I have no idea wtf I'm doing 🤣💅
Apparently I deem all this as a relaxing after work, weekday activity (why am I my own enemy)
August 13, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Apparently I deem all this as a relaxing after work, weekday activity (why am I my own enemy)
Today’s companion as I go about my shit, sleep deprived 🙂↕️
July 20, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Today’s companion as I go about my shit, sleep deprived 🙂↕️
So I ordered a snack after work right? Tell me why the box it came in has a drawing of a kiss. I’m calling the cops
July 10, 2025 at 5:48 PM
So I ordered a snack after work right? Tell me why the box it came in has a drawing of a kiss. I’m calling the cops
This weather over the rainy mess today 😒
July 5, 2025 at 9:05 AM
This weather over the rainy mess today 😒
Me: [thinks she’s smooth as hell]
Also, me:
Also, me:
June 30, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Me: [thinks she’s smooth as hell]
Also, me:
Also, me:
I just know that the lady selling melon shake hated to see me coming 🤣💀
June 28, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I just know that the lady selling melon shake hated to see me coming 🤣💀
Sometimes, vitamin D… but not THAT kind 😉
June 27, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Sometimes, vitamin D… but not THAT kind 😉
Walking the beat under all this ✨
June 21, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Walking the beat under all this ✨
View from the home office as I obliterate these punks (we’re on a lose streak) 🥹
June 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
View from the home office as I obliterate these punks (we’re on a lose streak) 🥹
Intense shrieking not captured* 🤣💀
June 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Intense shrieking not captured* 🤣💀
A black sambo type of Friday 💃
June 20, 2025 at 8:15 AM
A black sambo type of Friday 💃
June 15, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Literally, the cup wasn't finished and I was yawning. I thought yeah it was just a yawn. Then I slept SO soundly. Drooling may or may not even be involved 🤣💀
June 15, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Literally, the cup wasn't finished and I was yawning. I thought yeah it was just a yawn. Then I slept SO soundly. Drooling may or may not even be involved 🤣💀
Baby, if my husband ever says something like this to me, I WILL enjoy that murder charge and cackle as they throw my ass to jail.
June 13, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Baby, if my husband ever says something like this to me, I WILL enjoy that murder charge and cackle as they throw my ass to jail.