pictures of my cat going unexplainably micro-viral on twitter rn
November 22, 2025 at 10:02 PM
pictures of my cat going unexplainably micro-viral on twitter rn
sue me i want to be….wanted
November 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
sue me i want to be….wanted
bloomf found a hundred dollar bill in the thrifted shoes i got him
November 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
bloomf found a hundred dollar bill in the thrifted shoes i got him
slept 10 hours, woke up, ate a quesadilla, and then took a two hour nap
November 9, 2025 at 9:17 PM
slept 10 hours, woke up, ate a quesadilla, and then took a two hour nap
first time ever having trick or treaters and it was amazing
October 31, 2025 at 11:54 PM
first time ever having trick or treaters and it was amazing
troll toll hey hey hey
October 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
troll toll hey hey hey
me after a few days in nature with limited internet access that cut me off from social media and pop culture discourse completely
October 6, 2025 at 2:43 PM
me after a few days in nature with limited internet access that cut me off from social media and pop culture discourse completely
new taylor swift album has been out for days and i haven't listened to it and probably never will
October 6, 2025 at 1:34 AM
new taylor swift album has been out for days and i haven't listened to it and probably never will
watching this season of big brother has been soooooo fun because i absolutely love the contestant everyone else hates
September 29, 2025 at 1:40 AM
watching this season of big brother has been soooooo fun because i absolutely love the contestant everyone else hates
tfw a routine teeth cleaning turns into having four teeth ripped out your big stupid baby face #fatcatfriday
September 19, 2025 at 2:30 PM
tfw a routine teeth cleaning turns into having four teeth ripped out your big stupid baby face #fatcatfriday
finally resolved and moved on from a tense work situation only to now be dealing with a concussion and a mouse in my house
September 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
finally resolved and moved on from a tense work situation only to now be dealing with a concussion and a mouse in my house
told a potential dogsitting client they "couldn't afford me"
August 24, 2025 at 11:51 PM
told a potential dogsitting client they "couldn't afford me"
and i swear, i’m only cryptic and machiavellian cuz i care
July 23, 2025 at 6:40 PM
and i swear, i’m only cryptic and machiavellian cuz i care
say women, they will come and they will go
when the rain washes you clean, you'll know
when the rain washes you clean, you'll know
July 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
say women, they will come and they will go
when the rain washes you clean, you'll know
when the rain washes you clean, you'll know
for the first time in my [redacted] years of life, i can find my name on the cheap shit they sell at beach souvenir shops
June 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
for the first time in my [redacted] years of life, i can find my name on the cheap shit they sell at beach souvenir shops
and right next to doppio. us when they open
June 13, 2025 at 5:39 PM
and right next to doppio. us when they open
