Pat Gelsinger
patgelsinger.bsky.social
Pat Gelsinger
@patgelsinger.bsky.social
definitely pat gelsinger

im also apparently retired
i think its more likely the absurd feat of spending the greater half of a billion dollars on a wedding didnt happen then it did

to be fair though it is bad pr if anyone would say it wasnt true its bezos
January 9, 2025 at 6:11 AM
(also kind of admire him hes a cool guy)
January 5, 2025 at 7:39 AM
me and some friends find intels current situation (albeit unfortunate) kinda funny

its an inside joke and it should be rather blatant that im not gelsinger, its just his twitter pfp here
January 5, 2025 at 7:35 AM
aww, your dogs are adorable

(also if you followed me thinking its actually gelsinger its not)
January 4, 2025 at 6:48 AM
thank you esg concerns for such a statement
December 23, 2024 at 11:01 AM
it is my deepest desire to eat those you did an incredible job
December 23, 2024 at 4:26 AM
one of them is intel's ex ceo pat gelsinger!
December 23, 2024 at 3:18 AM
thank you corn we are all truly safe around your leaves
December 19, 2024 at 2:44 PM
your cats are absolutely adorable!
December 4, 2024 at 9:30 AM
oh good article though
December 4, 2024 at 9:23 AM
i dunno man im thinkin man

(im obviously not him)
December 4, 2024 at 9:23 AM
bingo!
December 4, 2024 at 9:22 AM
thank you underfox it is me, actually pat gelsinger thanking you for such a compliment
December 4, 2024 at 3:14 AM
jeez you tag me a lot man
December 4, 2024 at 3:12 AM
dude i fucked up everyone thinks im actually gelsinger and everyones tagging me
December 4, 2024 at 3:09 AM
spit your shit james
November 30, 2024 at 2:39 PM