Health insurance should cover Diet Coke.

People don’t talk enough about the struggle of brushing your teeth with a stuffy nose.

they’re saying i’m not brave enough to get a slice of ice cream cake out of the freezer, eat it, immediately get a tummy ache, and then complain to my wife about it all night. that’s because they don’t know me.

spotted

today i am grateful to pat for filling me in on the league of legends drama so i can rubberneck

Getting a bunch of "Call N. K.!" tags again. This happens every time somebody attempts to blow up/risks blowing up the moon -- which you wouldn't think would happen a lot, but here we are.

guy reading a people’s history of the united states for the first time: haha oh fuck. what the fuck. aw man

(almost-ten-year-old?) baby

She is grace, she is glamour.

there are so many kids who are going to find this book at just the right time and I am so excited for ALL of them!!!!

GUESS WHO’S IN THEIR MID-TO-LATE-30s AND JUST MOVED UP A LEVEL AT THEIR MUSIC SCHOOL (it’s me)

iphone users who have pets — VERY IMPORTANT —

•open up an iMessage chat
•click the plus sign next to the text box and select “stickers”
•choose the second tab, the one that looks like a half-peeled sticker
•hit the plus sign there
•pick a pet photo
•it’s a sticker now
•u can stick it on texts

here are four pages from FRESH START, a semi-autobio graphic novel with colors by THE @charmgardens.bsky.social! it came out last month!!

i regret to inform you that this part DID really happen

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