The worst response I ever got was when, during an appointment, I told a doc what I did for a living (medical writing). Her reply? "But how can you write about something you don't understand?"

Try going to a men's basketball game at Cameron Indoor Stadium. I dare you.

Realtor.com still has the risk maps, thankfully.

Mine are Tilli$ and Budd. I call and yell at them even though I know there's no chance of getting through to them.

Red October is never a bad choice

Do they check the genitals of all the contestants first?

Holy mother of god. You said it- - she needs a boatload of therapy. And so does the family in general. Those poor kids--all of them.

I'm so, so sorry. Hugs to everyone.

SAME (not the service part, just the bed part)

I thought he got there first.