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PaterVoss_PunBard
@patervosspunbard.bsky.social
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With great Pun comes great Response Ability! You may know me as the #PunBard from the bird app! I make puns, especially DnD/TTRPG themed ones and other such content! He/Him. Profile art by @alexboakeillo.bsky.social
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Greetings new BlueSky folks! If you don't know, I'm the #PunBard! I make silly #TTRPG word plays.

Awhile ago i also designed a #DnD bard subclass, The College of Puns! Enjoy!
The DnD5e College of Puns bard subclass designed by Adam @PaterVoss
February 8, 2024 at 5:54 PM
patervosspunbard.bsky.social
Well just so happens that's what I aim for!
The layout for the DnD5e Bard subclass the College of Puns made by Adam @Patervoss
February 3, 2024 at 2:50 PM
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Enjoy 😄
The College of Puns DnD5e bard subclass
January 30, 2024 at 2:42 PM
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I too am also looking for wealth, fame, and power.

#OnePiece #Puzzles
A Solar system puzzle with One Piece missing.
January 9, 2024 at 3:42 AM
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Introducing winterized Dad Bard!

Got some blue eyeliner for the holidays! I think it turned out alright!

#DadBard #PunBard
A selfie of me, a cis white male wearing glasses, a blue/green wool scarf, a turtleneck with a buckle, a black fleece lined denim jacket, blue Eyeliner, blue/green Metallic nail polish. Holding one hand in a ✌ sign
December 26, 2023 at 10:56 PM
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Going for Cozy Holiday Dad-Bard vibes 😌☕🧣

#DadBard
A selfie of me, a cis white male. I'm wearing glasses, a red scarf, a brown lined jacket, a burgundy sweater, and red nail polish. I'm smiling, with one hand in the ✌ sign. I'm standing in front of a glass window with a faux wreath with a red ribbon on it. My hair is parted to one side with long-ish bangs and the sides are shaved low.
December 6, 2023 at 11:01 PM
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Turns out, all I needed in my day was a little...

WANTON DESTRUCTION.

#PunBard #Dadjokes #Pun
A picture of my hand holding a cream cheese wonton with a bite missing in the foreground. In the background is a coffee table arrayed with appetizers including a plate of more wontons.
November 23, 2023 at 11:41 PM
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How am I doing?

#PunBard #Dadjokes #Pun
A meme picture of my hand touching a grater with the caption: "How am I doing? I'm..." my Bluesky handle is included.
November 23, 2023 at 12:44 AM
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Well, the day may not be cooperating like I want it to, but my hair sure is!

#DadBard
A selfe of me. I'm a cis white male with short brown hair, shaved sides. Bangs are waving up and to the side in a stylish way. I have sideburns and am wearing glasses. I'm wearing a gray sweater that has a collar with a decorative buckle. I'm also wearing a black denim fleece-lined jacket
November 18, 2023 at 6:34 PM
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Decided to look dapper today!

#DadBard
A selfie of me. I'm a cis white man with short brown hair with bangs swept to one side with sides shaved down. I'mwearing glasses. I'm wearing a blue tie with TTRPG dice shapes on it from Paola's Pixels. My nails are painted blue and I'm holding one hand in a ✌ sign.
November 15, 2023 at 12:46 AM
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New haircut! Really liking how it turned out. Cant see the back, but it comes down to a point. Sort of a crest!

#DadBard
A Selfie of me: cis white male with brown hair and glasses. My hair is side shaved with hair on top longer and swept to one side. I'm wearing a yellow sweater and a brown leather jacket with faux fur lining. A Selfie of me: cis white male with brown hair and glasses. My hair is side shaved with hair on top longer and swept to one side. I'm wearing a yellow sweater and a brown leather jacket with faux fur lining.
October 27, 2023 at 1:50 PM
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Yesterday i made Zuppa Toscana! My fam enjoyed it! Including my eldest who has a pretty tame pallet.

#DadBard #CookingBard
A picture of a dutch oven on an electric range with Zuppa Toscana cooking in it with a wooden spoon stirring it. The soup has kale, gnocchi, bacon, sausage, celery, coconut milk, and other things in it.
October 22, 2023 at 1:51 PM
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Got dressed up today, and i think i look pretty good!

#DadBard
A selfie of me, a cis white male. I'm wearing glasses, a lavender button up long-sleeved shirt, red tie, black vest. My nails are painted burgundy, holding my hand in a ✌
October 12, 2023 at 5:03 PM
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Oh just me making some tea at work 😌🍵

#DadBard #TeaBard #Tea
My hand holding a small dark blue tea cup with a dragonfly on it. Behind is a teaset on a gray cloth on a brown cabinet against a white wall.
October 10, 2023 at 3:35 PM
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It's time! 🍂

It's here! ☕

It's...

SWEATER WEATHER!

Perfect season for cozy fall adventures.

#DadBard #TTRPG
A selfie of me, a cis white male wearing glasses with short brown hair parted to one side. I'm in front of a tree holding an orange mug with nails painted burgundy. I'm wearing a dark blue/green scarf and fall-themed adventure sweater from Paola's Pixels. A selfie/close-up of my hand holding an orange mug with burgundy painted nails, next to the adventuring part depicted on the Fall Adventure sweater from Paola's Pixels. You can see part of my blue/green scarf.
October 7, 2023 at 3:00 PM
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I hope this qualifies! If my writing lands in that category alongside your illustrative skills!
DnD5e Tiefling Variant: order of the Bright Horns, AKA lumenieflings. The text at the top is a brief summary of the variant. The art below is by @AlexBoakeillo DnD5e Tiefling Variant: order of the Bright Horns, AKA lumenieflings. This version includes the rules and mechanics for DnD in the body of the text. Art is by @Alexboakeillo
October 6, 2023 at 2:41 PM
patervosspunbard.bsky.social
No problem! Definitely what #PunBard is for.

And it's also a pretty good combo with...
October 6, 2023 at 12:02 PM
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Today's mood is Lazy Adventures.

(T-shirt from @paolaspixels.bsky.social )
Selfie of me. I'm a cis white male wearing glasses. I have teal painted nails making the ✌ sign. I'm wearing a Paola's Pixels graphic-t with a hex of a part of adventurers traveling in an autumn scene that has a color pallette of yellows, oranges, and browns.
September 16, 2023 at 3:32 PM
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Idk 😁 feeling kinda mage-handsome today.

#DadBard #PunBard
A selfie of me. I am a cis white male with short brown hair. I'm wearing glasses, a black vest, and a white longsleeve button-up with the sleeves rolled up.
September 15, 2023 at 5:39 PM
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I may have felt a bit inspired 😁
A selfie of me doing the ✌ sign. I'm a cis white male wearing a straw fedora. I'm wearing glasses, a teal bowtie, a blue short-sleeved button up and have teal painted nails
September 12, 2023 at 11:10 PM
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Channeled my inner Sanji yesterday and whipped up some snacks 😁
A picture of my hand holding a blue plate with a bunch of deviled eggs
September 11, 2023 at 4:01 PM
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Going to a writer's meet up today! I think i "nailed" my casual DadBard look.
Selfie of me with hand in a ✌. I'm a cis white male with short brown hair and glasses. Nails painted teal. I'm wearing an opened shortsleeve button up with brown, black, and white stripes. I'm also wearing a daddy shark graphic t-shirt.
September 9, 2023 at 3:36 PM
patervosspunbard.bsky.social
Or perhaps Captain Kuro
Selfie of me. White cis-male. Wearing glasses. Sitting on an office chair. Wearing a violet shirt, black tie, black vest. Adjusting my glasses with the palm of my hand, fingers up like the One Piece Villain Captain Kuro.
September 5, 2023 at 5:46 PM
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Why yes I'm considering cosplaying Sanji again after seeing watching the Live Action #OnePiece.

Why do you ask?
Selfie of me sitting in an office chair. White cis-male wearing glasses. Short brown hair, clean shaven. Wearing a violet shirt, black tie, and black vest.
September 5, 2023 at 5:41 PM
patervosspunbard.bsky.social
Dang I make good food.

Tonight's dish?

Sweet tea brined fried chicken.

#Cooking
A plate of sweet tea brined fried chicken and a pair of tongs.
August 24, 2023 at 12:00 AM