Patch
@patchyt.bsky.social
If you don't drink water I put you in the soup
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Her: Hey do you wanna get jacked off
Me: nah I'm good, I'm trying to quit
Me: nah I'm good, I'm trying to quit
June 1, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Her: Hey do you wanna get jacked off
Me: nah I'm good, I'm trying to quit
Me: nah I'm good, I'm trying to quit
What's up gamers, welcome to my personal hell. To your right, there's a whole bunch of bees. And over to your left, scorpions. Straight ahead, women. Beautiful women. Women who will not laugh at my jokes and make a lot of eye contact
May 3, 2025 at 2:23 AM
What's up gamers, welcome to my personal hell. To your right, there's a whole bunch of bees. And over to your left, scorpions. Straight ahead, women. Beautiful women. Women who will not laugh at my jokes and make a lot of eye contact
What if instead of a big bang event it was more like a Katamari Damacy situation
March 18, 2025 at 3:22 AM
What if instead of a big bang event it was more like a Katamari Damacy situation
These nasal strips are crazy I can smell my own ass from here
March 14, 2025 at 6:03 AM
These nasal strips are crazy I can smell my own ass from here
And it's not even edited
March 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
And it's not even edited
Baby boy thought he could rap at my chamber door and get away with it
February 25, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Baby boy thought he could rap at my chamber door and get away with it
What kinda loser turns 31
February 24, 2025 at 2:29 PM
What kinda loser turns 31
It would be fucking sick if I
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This is kinda the template I'm thinking of for a bluesky post I just need to fill in the rest of it with something funny
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This is kinda the template I'm thinking of for a bluesky post I just need to fill in the rest of it with something funny
February 19, 2025 at 4:17 AM
It would be fucking sick if I
And then
This is kinda the template I'm thinking of for a bluesky post I just need to fill in the rest of it with something funny
And then
This is kinda the template I'm thinking of for a bluesky post I just need to fill in the rest of it with something funny
I can't believe there's no degrees out there
February 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I can't believe there's no degrees out there
You got a problem with the Mitsubishi Mirage you got a problem with me motherfucker
February 13, 2025 at 4:20 PM
You got a problem with the Mitsubishi Mirage you got a problem with me motherfucker
I think I'm gonna buy a Mitsubishi Mirage
February 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I think I'm gonna buy a Mitsubishi Mirage
There's nothing funnier than kicking a ball and your shoe flies off
February 8, 2025 at 4:05 AM
There's nothing funnier than kicking a ball and your shoe flies off
Everyone is a computer
February 8, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Everyone is a computer
Yo doc, I think I might be braindead, straight up
February 2, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Yo doc, I think I might be braindead, straight up
Heat is out so I'm jerking my shit to keep warm
January 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Heat is out so I'm jerking my shit to keep warm
Turned the thermostat down by 1 and 5 minutes later it's freezing everything is made up
January 20, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Turned the thermostat down by 1 and 5 minutes later it's freezing everything is made up
All a part of my plan, he said, jerkoffingly
January 18, 2025 at 5:35 AM
All a part of my plan, he said, jerkoffingly
Nobody even builds an ark nowadays
January 15, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Nobody even builds an ark nowadays