Patchy
@patchybites.bsky.social
Patchy’s a friendly zombie. Patchy (mostly) posts about TV, movies, and AEW wrestling. Patchy is being stalked by @realpatchette.bsky.social
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1. If you’re live streaming we’re probably watching.
2. All of them? London Lightning, Cecil Nix, Sasquatch, and Psycho Mike for sure.
3. Yes!!! For sure.
4. Work on a way to mix the in-ring mic into the livestream. People talk but we can’t understand what they’re saying.
2. All of them? London Lightning, Cecil Nix, Sasquatch, and Psycho Mike for sure.
3. Yes!!! For sure.
4. Work on a way to mix the in-ring mic into the livestream. People talk but we can’t understand what they’re saying.
January 4, 2026 at 2:13 AM
1. If you’re live streaming we’re probably watching.
2. All of them? London Lightning, Cecil Nix, Sasquatch, and Psycho Mike for sure.
3. Yes!!! For sure.
4. Work on a way to mix the in-ring mic into the livestream. People talk but we can’t understand what they’re saying.
2. All of them? London Lightning, Cecil Nix, Sasquatch, and Psycho Mike for sure.
3. Yes!!! For sure.
4. Work on a way to mix the in-ring mic into the livestream. People talk but we can’t understand what they’re saying.
Awwww Patchy and @realpatchette.bsky.social wish you and yours a Merry Christmas too!!!!
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December 25, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Awwww Patchy and @realpatchette.bsky.social wish you and yours a Merry Christmas too!!!!
At this point it might be worth corning a chuck roast!!!!
December 11, 2025 at 3:18 AM
At this point it might be worth corning a chuck roast!!!!
Happy Halloween!!! We’re watching Dracula on TCM right now!!! Waiting for Frankenstein and Bride of Frankenstein tonight!!!!
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October 31, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Happy Halloween!!! We’re watching Dracula on TCM right now!!! Waiting for Frankenstein and Bride of Frankenstein tonight!!!!
It does sound good!!!! It sounds like we’ll be making tuna melts ourselves soon!!!!!
October 25, 2025 at 11:26 PM
It does sound good!!!! It sounds like we’ll be making tuna melts ourselves soon!!!!!
We’re having turkey chili for dinner!!! We made about 7 quarts earlier in the week.
Going to steam a couple of hot dogs in a grill pan to make chili dogs, too.
Going to steam a couple of hot dogs in a grill pan to make chili dogs, too.
October 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
We’re having turkey chili for dinner!!! We made about 7 quarts earlier in the week.
Going to steam a couple of hot dogs in a grill pan to make chili dogs, too.
Going to steam a couple of hot dogs in a grill pan to make chili dogs, too.
We do it different each time. Usually just tuna, mustard, and relish for a quick cold sandwich.
@realpatchette.bsky.social will make it with mayo, relish, celery, sometimes cherry tomato. Patchenma used egg.
We go through tuna melt binges. Once you melt cheese on it, it’s hard to tell what’s in it
@realpatchette.bsky.social will make it with mayo, relish, celery, sometimes cherry tomato. Patchenma used egg.
We go through tuna melt binges. Once you melt cheese on it, it’s hard to tell what’s in it
October 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
We do it different each time. Usually just tuna, mustard, and relish for a quick cold sandwich.
@realpatchette.bsky.social will make it with mayo, relish, celery, sometimes cherry tomato. Patchenma used egg.
We go through tuna melt binges. Once you melt cheese on it, it’s hard to tell what’s in it
@realpatchette.bsky.social will make it with mayo, relish, celery, sometimes cherry tomato. Patchenma used egg.
We go through tuna melt binges. Once you melt cheese on it, it’s hard to tell what’s in it
Incredible movie and an incredible novel.
October 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Incredible movie and an incredible novel.
They are!!! We smoked a bunch of them and made salsa with them.
Ooooh we’ll have to remember that about spices next year!!!
Ooooh we’ll have to remember that about spices next year!!!
October 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
They are!!! We smoked a bunch of them and made salsa with them.
Ooooh we’ll have to remember that about spices next year!!!
Ooooh we’ll have to remember that about spices next year!!!
The deer eat everything we plant so we did hydroponic buckets this year. Got lots of cherry tomatoes and some Roma tomatoes, but nothing big. Guess we need to try planting the beefsteak tomatoes in the ground next year.
October 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
The deer eat everything we plant so we did hydroponic buckets this year. Got lots of cherry tomatoes and some Roma tomatoes, but nothing big. Guess we need to try planting the beefsteak tomatoes in the ground next year.
One of @realpatchette.bsky.social’s friends made quesadillas with it for us a couple of years ago. We got slightly addicted for a while. If you haven’t tried it yet, it’s really good on a quesadilla or even a grilled cheese sandwich.
Speaking of, we’re making grilled cheese sandwiches for lunch!!!
Speaking of, we’re making grilled cheese sandwiches for lunch!!!
October 9, 2025 at 4:37 PM
One of @realpatchette.bsky.social’s friends made quesadillas with it for us a couple of years ago. We got slightly addicted for a while. If you haven’t tried it yet, it’s really good on a quesadilla or even a grilled cheese sandwich.
Speaking of, we’re making grilled cheese sandwiches for lunch!!!
Speaking of, we’re making grilled cheese sandwiches for lunch!!!
Oh wow!!!! We didn’t have any big tomatoes turn out this year.
@realPatchette will want to try that everything seasoning the next time she makes buns. We always have a bottle handy for quesadillas but we don’t eat quesadillas very often anymore.
@realPatchette will want to try that everything seasoning the next time she makes buns. We always have a bottle handy for quesadillas but we don’t eat quesadillas very often anymore.
October 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Oh wow!!!! We didn’t have any big tomatoes turn out this year.
@realPatchette will want to try that everything seasoning the next time she makes buns. We always have a bottle handy for quesadillas but we don’t eat quesadillas very often anymore.
@realPatchette will want to try that everything seasoning the next time she makes buns. We always have a bottle handy for quesadillas but we don’t eat quesadillas very often anymore.
This hurts bad. We loved her so much in Kevin Probably Saves the World. She and Jason Ritter played so well off each other. May she rest in peace.
October 6, 2025 at 11:38 AM
This hurts bad. We loved her so much in Kevin Probably Saves the World. She and Jason Ritter played so well off each other. May she rest in peace.
It’s spectacular work!!! Hope it sells out at a record pace!!!!
September 26, 2025 at 12:44 AM
It’s spectacular work!!! Hope it sells out at a record pace!!!!
Any chance this will be available as a poster?
September 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Any chance this will be available as a poster?
They made a great team. We figured their egos would clash in a spectacular mid-match marltfown, but they worked really well together!!! Hope they do more tag team work.
August 21, 2025 at 5:28 AM
They made a great team. We figured their egos would clash in a spectacular mid-match marltfown, but they worked really well together!!! Hope they do more tag team work.
Love this movie so much!!!!
August 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Love this movie so much!!!!