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Jen
@patchworkpuppet.bsky.social
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Seamstress, costumer, dog mom.

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Idk what the acceptable fashion is for my new old lady era

Wearing my cynical frog shirt with my frog earrings with one of my snoods. I think I look great.
September 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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When your second drink hits and you want to cry over how cute your dog is 😭
July 4, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Thinking of your bois ❤️
Average sized woman standing next to a very large fallen statue of a naked man with his bits out. Caption says “the height difference I deserve” Facebook messages exchange between me and my friend T T: God. That’s a huge difference XD Me: That’s nearly the difference in my mermaid books T: Damnnn. How does she— You know what. Fantasy vagina. Me: *sends a screen cap of the canon book merfolk height differences to their love interests, right as T sent their “fantasy vagina” message*
June 20, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Chins for dayyyyys baby!
June 16, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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We all have our battles. Today Blake’s is convincing this canvas and gravity are BFFs…
Three photos on canvas prints trying to be lined up evening in a white room. But the third on the left wants to hang crooked, much to the dismay of the man hanging it up
May 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Timeline cleanse: look how cute Tiggy is 😭 ❤️🥰🥰🥰
May 25, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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Do it for your boy
May 8, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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April 30, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Reminding my beloved friend, @boneboss.bsky.social how much they miss working with me
Text message exchange of five messages between two iPhones. First message is from me: “Agreed on all that. I hope she’s given a chance to punch Daedra in the face. Also my podcast reminded me that the sounds to torture Bix was thanks to repurposed tech of Sabine’s anti Mando death laser 🥲” My friend: “THANKS I FORGOT ABOUT THAT “FUN” FACT” I react with a heart emoji onto their message, before sending a kiss winky face emoji. Then immediately reply: “That’s what I’m here for 🎊 “ My friend sends a picture of Madds Mikklesen from his press tour for Rogue One looking extremely tired and possibly disassociating while opening what appears to be a bottle of alcohol. Then replies: “God I hope Bix is a direct cause to Dedra’s downfall” I react with haha onto their picture.
April 23, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Me, hearing a coworker talking about how we’re all going to mars like
April 15, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Took my dog, Tiggy, to our favorite park for the first time since they opened the dog parks there.

There were so many dogs and my super reactive boy DID SO GOOD!!! 😭

We also ran to Joann’s for some notions and when we stood behind a person + dog in line, he continued to be the bestest boy ❤️❤️❤️
Large light brown-orange dog with white neck and belly, sitting nicely on a park bench on a sunny day. He’s gently panting and has a calm and friendly expression at the camera.
April 12, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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The pattern was something I heavily altered, using The Tailoress’s dog patterns as a basic block. Her stuff is super great to get the base outfit figured out with pet’s weird body proportions.

However I’m not a big fan of the sleeves on her patterns, and luckily I have an extremely good boy.
Small scruffy looking up eagerly looking up and away from the camera at their human while showing off their fancy little shirt. It is a display picture for the shirt pattern by The Tailoress labeled Jasra, with fabric requirements listed to the side. Large light brown-orange dog playing on his side on a wooden floor. He’s watching the human holding the camera as they hold his paw up, showing off the aluminum foil gently wrapped on his arm. The foil was the best and quickest method to get sleeve pattern off the dog with the least amount of fuss and discomfort that a human would go through in such a case. The dog is also wearing a shirt mock-up in muslin, the raw seams facing outward. The side seam is cut open towards the hips for more ease in wear, and there are sharpie lines near the neckline to figure out the design. Large light brown- orange dog sitting patiently on his bed mat facing the camera. He is wearing a new mock-up shirt with a wider hip and longer shirt, and with a fabric sleeve mockup.
April 8, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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I’m still super proud of this outfit I made Arlo. Her pet parents are huge Pixar fans and I thought she needed a cute outfit for all the hikes she goes on. While we didn’t win the costume contest at Corgi Beach Day, I heard she won several others at work and at training.
Flat front and back shots of the dog outfit. A collared light yellow shirt with an attached brown pleated skirted. There’s two faux chest pockets, and faux orange bandana that looks like it wraps around the neck and peaks out at the back. There’s a sewn down brown sash with one badge on the left chest, and the rest of the badges on the back. The outfit has a front opening with Velcro. Along with the details shots are two pictures of Russel, the child from the Pixar movie Up, displaying his own Wilderness Explorer uniform that this outfit is inspired by. A corgi sitting very nicely on the sidewalk looking up towards the human holding the camera. The shot is taken off center to show off part of her wilderness explorer outfit. A corgi rolling around in the sand at Corgi Beach Day while wearing her little outfit. She has wide eyes and an open mouth, very excited about everything going on A back shot of a corgi splooting on the sand, looking over she shoulder at the camera. Her little outfit is all ruffled up due to playing in the sand.
April 8, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Gonna throw in some silly photos of dogs wearing clothes I’ve made cause folks should just chill and trust that maybe an animal in clothes is the least concerning problem in the world.
Large dog with light brown-orange fur wearing a Nurse Joy from Pokemon outfit: a bright pink collared shirt and white apron, a white nurse cap with a hot pink cross symbol painted on. The dog is also wearing dog shoes because it was very hot out that day. He’s looking down and off to the side in a very demure way. Outfit was inspired by all the times I’ve gotten sick and he was super attentive to me. Large light brown- orange dog is dressed as Link from The Legend of Zelda: Breathe of the Wild: a teal blue short sleeve shirt with white painted embellishments and a faux long sleeve white shirt. He’s sitting on some large rocks at a park. A TV with an episode of Its a Dog’s Life with Bill Farmer paused 2:14 minutes into the show because that is my friend’s dog in a costume contest from 2019 Corgi Beach Day. The dog is a Pembroke corgi wearing a Wilderness Explorer uniform from Pixar’s Up: a light yellow collared shirt with a brown pleated skirt, and a brown sash covered in tiny scout badges. There are several other corgis in the background as they are all waiting to be judged on who has the best costume.
March 30, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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The gift wrapping gods smiled upon me, today will be a good day.
March 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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March 14, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Super out of shape and my right arm is still weird. But was able to finish the purple hold in one go \o/
March 2, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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A neat lil sticker for the org
January 19, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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I think I did great :3
January 5, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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The cat with only one thought: worry
December 18, 2024 at 2:23 AM
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STOP

THIS IS A CUTE ANIMAL PIC CHECKPOINT. PLEASE SHARE A MINIMUM OF ONE (1) CUTE ANIMAL PIC BEFORE PROCEEDING.

THIS IS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE TO PRESERVE THE MENTAL HEALTH OF THIS SITE. WE THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION.
A very cute corgi in a leashed harness looking back and almost smiling at the camera person while sitting down at the beach on a cloudy day. Corgi’s name is Arlo, this was at HB corgi beach day
November 6, 2024 at 2:51 AM
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June 15, 2024 at 4:25 AM