James Turner
patchworkofregrets.bsky.social
James Turner
@patchworkofregrets.bsky.social
I used to make comics on the internet, now I mostly get far too invested in advent calendars. I'm 'eruditebaboon' on all the other apps.

www.eruditebaboon.co.uk
That actually makes a lot of sense.
October 23, 2025 at 1:21 PM
A sad day for the brotherhood of big jobbers. What's the hot new phrase that they're pushing now?
October 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
That looks brilliant!
October 8, 2025 at 4:02 PM
And here's the process of pencils to final art. I'm only just now realising that I made the letters of 'the Phoenix' as cutouts by accident because I couldn't decide what colour to make them, but they kept that in for the final version. An accident? No, I am just subconsciously a visionary GENIUS.
September 19, 2025 at 9:48 AM
For those interested in the Creative Process here's a video of my work on this, going from trying out a bunch of initial ideas, to finished pencils. I can't believe I abandoned 'It's Ghostin' Time'.
September 19, 2025 at 9:35 AM
And of course credit to @andreasschuster.bsky.social for the fantastic art - he brings just the right level of deranged energy to his illustrations!
September 15, 2025 at 1:44 PM
This book contains so many mad little pixie stories, including my favourite one, where Toby's teeth all come to life and leap out of his mouth. Body horror for kids!
September 15, 2025 at 1:19 PM
But perhaps that's just my inner critic talking.
September 10, 2025 at 12:47 PM
To be very clear, I absolutely do not recommend this method of working to anyone.
September 10, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I often have something playing to help drown out my inner critic, but it's always something I've either watched before, or something that I've picked specifically because it's terrible (I'm looking at you, Leverage: Redemption), so I don't have to pay any attention.
September 10, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Even weirder, I had the exact same thing. Or maybe, if we both did it, perhaps it's not weird at all.
That would be weird.
September 10, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Maybe you can commission the artist to draw you some leg snake foot pics for your private collection.
August 14, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Just to give you a preview of the sort of mind-bending science fiction horrors you might find inside, here is the villain, Dark Rectangle, revealing his latest, most terrifying invention yet:
August 14, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could breed a dinosaur with the ability to do basic operations in a spreadsheet, they didn't stop to think if they should.
August 13, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Yes! Scully very clearly sees a ghost, and then is all, no, obviously ghosts aren't real. But then there's an episode with a vaguely religious theme and suddenly Mulder thinks it's all fake, and Scully is completely on board. They love to do a role switch!
August 4, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Oh! I'm rewatching these too (finding new things to half-watch while I'm making comics is hard!) I did not remember the episodes being so slow, nor did I remember what a dick Mulder is.
August 3, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Your half-remembered Latin is about as good as my lazy Italian name googling.
July 29, 2025 at 8:22 AM