Patches
@patchesmac314.bsky.social
Just a guy being a dude. He/Him.
I had a Hostess cupcake for the first time in ages today and gonna be honest it wasn't worth the calories... why does everything once great get ruined by business now?
January 15, 2026 at 5:35 PM
I had a Hostess cupcake for the first time in ages today and gonna be honest it wasn't worth the calories... why does everything once great get ruined by business now?
This offensive line has been the main problem for the Chargers all year and this play just epitomizes it.
January 12, 2026 at 4:54 AM
This offensive line has been the main problem for the Chargers all year and this play just epitomizes it.
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Some absolutely horrendous clock management this weekend
January 12, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Some absolutely horrendous clock management this weekend
Absolutely no shade to my friends who are Eagles fans but seeing Robert Saleh that jazzed up gets me excited. I really hope that man can land a head coaching gig somewhere.
January 12, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Absolutely no shade to my friends who are Eagles fans but seeing Robert Saleh that jazzed up gets me excited. I really hope that man can land a head coaching gig somewhere.
Josh Allen is an absolute animal.
January 11, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Josh Allen is an absolute animal.
The world on fire. Fascism is rampant. I'm doing a dry January. But hey, it's wild card weekend so maybe theres some hope... right?
January 11, 2026 at 6:13 PM
The world on fire. Fascism is rampant. I'm doing a dry January. But hey, it's wild card weekend so maybe theres some hope... right?
Guys I think we may be fucked.
January 8, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Guys I think we may be fucked.
Again... as a Steelers fan... this is exactly how it felt.
January 5, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Again... as a Steelers fan... this is exactly how it felt.
As a Steelers fan... the Ravens wanted to lose it more.
January 5, 2026 at 4:37 AM
As a Steelers fan... the Ravens wanted to lose it more.
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Curt Cignetti is a goldmine
January 1, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Curt Cignetti is a goldmine
The Ducks should be up by 21 at this point in the game... all these self inflicted eff ups cost them. Makes me wonder IF they can get out if this game will they be able to get past the next round?
January 1, 2026 at 6:32 PM
The Ducks should be up by 21 at this point in the game... all these self inflicted eff ups cost them. Makes me wonder IF they can get out if this game will they be able to get past the next round?
🙄🙄🙄... all you had to do was beat the worst team in your division...
December 28, 2025 at 8:08 PM
🙄🙄🙄... all you had to do was beat the worst team in your division...
Mizzou lost and Green Bay didn't do me any favors by letting the Ravens win so... probably gonna call it a night.
December 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Mizzou lost and Green Bay didn't do me any favors by letting the Ravens win so... probably gonna call it a night.
I need that Mary and George kinda love.
December 25, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I need that Mary and George kinda love.
I see this one just about every year. Feels more relevant than ever.
December 25, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I see this one just about every year. Feels more relevant than ever.
The last Christmas I really felt any kind of Christmas spirit was probably 2013. I had just gotten a job I thought was gonna be great (it wasn't), I thought I was done with retail (ha) and things felt... happier? I just wish I was as blind to things now as I was then...
December 22, 2025 at 5:39 AM
The last Christmas I really felt any kind of Christmas spirit was probably 2013. I had just gotten a job I thought was gonna be great (it wasn't), I thought I was done with retail (ha) and things felt... happier? I just wish I was as blind to things now as I was then...
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This NFL season is drunk beyond belief.
December 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM
This NFL season is drunk beyond belief.
What feels like a lifetime ago I had a really tight core group of friends. We called ourselves the Council of 3. We still keep in touch but I've changed jobs/buildings and they are married and have a kid. I'm mostly just reminiscing but I do wish I knew they were the good Ole days back then...
December 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
What feels like a lifetime ago I had a really tight core group of friends. We called ourselves the Council of 3. We still keep in touch but I've changed jobs/buildings and they are married and have a kid. I'm mostly just reminiscing but I do wish I knew they were the good Ole days back then...
I will make no qualms about being a Chiefs hater but I do not take joy in seeing Trav play like he has tonight.
December 8, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I will make no qualms about being a Chiefs hater but I do not take joy in seeing Trav play like he has tonight.
Potentially a hot take. The Wiz is the best interpretation of the Wizard of Oz and I've seen many different interpretations.
December 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Potentially a hot take. The Wiz is the best interpretation of the Wizard of Oz and I've seen many different interpretations.
I went with a friend to get the SpongeBob meal at Burger King and I was kinda disappointed...
December 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I went with a friend to get the SpongeBob meal at Burger King and I was kinda disappointed...