Patches Chance
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📝 Words: Them, Ginx TV, Paste Magazine. Co-Founder of @LetThemWrestle.bsky.social Gay 🏴☠️ at @ofmdframes.bsky.social 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ Schrödinger's Queer (she/he/they) 🎙 Co-Host of @WCRewind.bsky.social / portfolio at www.patcheschance.com
you’re yellin at a rat, man
September 22, 2025 at 9:37 PM
you’re yellin at a rat, man
ben johnson found his smile
September 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM
ben johnson found his smile
Caleb Williams with a fuckin homing missile on the flea flicker 🎯 da bears 🐻
September 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Caleb Williams with a fuckin homing missile on the flea flicker 🎯 da bears 🐻
oh i see marc maron and i’s brains have a lot in common
August 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
oh i see marc maron and i’s brains have a lot in common
it gives me some small comfort to know that, despite all the horrors in the world today, jim adler is still making completely unhinged commercials
August 15, 2025 at 12:44 AM
it gives me some small comfort to know that, despite all the horrors in the world today, jim adler is still making completely unhinged commercials
GUESS WHAT JAMIE YOU JUST GOT AGGREGATED
August 13, 2025 at 11:37 PM
GUESS WHAT JAMIE YOU JUST GOT AGGREGATED
Jon Bernthal so hyped for the Commanders he was RUNNING THROUGH THE STREETS OF MOROCCO
August 13, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Jon Bernthal so hyped for the Commanders he was RUNNING THROUGH THE STREETS OF MOROCCO
Manti Te’o reveals his surprising pick for the most polarizing rookie before Shedeur Sanders.
August 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Manti Te’o reveals his surprising pick for the most polarizing rookie before Shedeur Sanders.
Good Morning Football (& Taylor Swift)
August 12, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Good Morning Football (& Taylor Swift)
"sometimes i think he's 35, sometimes i think he's 12"
August 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
"sometimes i think he's 35, sometimes i think he's 12"
didn’t realize my mic was on as this nfc championship bears vs lions blizzard game got progressively less funny to me
August 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
didn’t realize my mic was on as this nfc championship bears vs lions blizzard game got progressively less funny to me
Lemme just watch this NFL preseason game to get excited for the regular seas- OH GOD TICKPICK AI SLOP COMMERCIAL 🤢
August 9, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Lemme just watch this NFL preseason game to get excited for the regular seas- OH GOD TICKPICK AI SLOP COMMERCIAL 🤢
GIVE A GIRL A WARNING 🥵
August 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
GIVE A GIRL A WARNING 🥵
“your thoughts, as a swiftie?”
August 7, 2025 at 6:02 PM
“your thoughts, as a swiftie?”
walter white’s entire life peaked right here, it was all downhill from this point on
August 4, 2025 at 9:45 PM
walter white’s entire life peaked right here, it was all downhill from this point on
on that day i’ll finally be allowed to DIE
August 4, 2025 at 8:08 PM
on that day i’ll finally be allowed to DIE
never change, jared allen 👖💥
August 4, 2025 at 3:09 PM
never change, jared allen 👖💥
shaggy and scooby said fuck the police
August 4, 2025 at 1:50 AM
shaggy and scooby said fuck the police
that’s foul into a BALCONY CATCH
August 2, 2025 at 1:09 AM
that’s foul into a BALCONY CATCH
cue the law and order dance AND THE FUCKING BACKFLIP?!?!?!
August 2, 2025 at 1:00 AM
cue the law and order dance AND THE FUCKING BACKFLIP?!?!?!
🐎 at the PINK PONY CLUB 📣
August 2, 2025 at 12:55 AM
🐎 at the PINK PONY CLUB 📣