Tim Something
Tim Something
@patch5.bsky.social
Proud liberal. Domestic manufacturer of illegal ideas. Fucking exhausted.
You probably won't miss anything if you don't follow back.

Please, no crypto/NFTs/NSFW/Nazis. If you're MAGA, you're a fucking Nazi.
They're clearly trying to resume their mission in this frame, plain as day.
December 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I've got a load of brouhaha handy if you'd like to switch things up.
December 3, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Tidal's Android & PC apps feel pretty similar, functionally, to Spotify's. No friend lists or social media-geared junk added to it yet. Can be a little awkward finding music that you know exists sometimes.
December 3, 2025 at 9:29 PM
"Breaking news" 🤦‍♂️
December 3, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I feel you.
December 3, 2025 at 2:46 PM
December 2, 2025 at 9:24 PM
After seeing the dual bathtubs in the laundry room, I'm kinda left wanting some toilets in the living room. Kinda feels like the house is trying to be one big bathroom anyway, right?
December 2, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I guess you COULD eat it with chips, but that's just unnecessary sodium, right?
December 1, 2025 at 8:09 PM
That's DEFINITELY still clean.
December 1, 2025 at 12:23 AM
You and I have attended very different potlucks.
November 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
TO THE GRAVEL PIT WITH HER!
November 26, 2025 at 3:38 PM
No no no. They've burned their brand, and they did it to themselves.

Now they can own it.
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Only one way to be sure, though.
November 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I think we should start with banning felons first, and see how that goes.
November 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Why not ask them how they'll stop rape or murder or slavery, or end hunger, or provide world peace, while you're at it?
November 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
When I was a kid, I came home from school one day craving both garlic and chocolate. I couldn't decide, so I added garlic to chocolate and tried it.

And that's how I know that making s'mores with garlic-flavored marshmallows would kick-start the apocalypse and cause endless human suffering.
November 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Treason sure sounds like an impeachable offense.
November 24, 2025 at 3:43 PM