Found on Threads—the truest thing you’ll read today:

Found on Threads:

Woke up this morning: Greeted by this photo on Apple News & was instantly transported back to my 10-11-yr-old self, feverish w/Beatlemania, madly in love w/Ringo Starr. When my BFF Rosemarie & I ruled the solar system!

All-Day Çaturday PJ/!!!WORK!!!/Dance Party! Go, us!

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #762,161!

This is now my lucky number! (is it a prime?)

Found on Threads:

Found via Tim Russ on Twitter/X:

I think Todd Blanche was trying to look more like Trump. I don’t know why. Maybe he thought it would help?

Would you buy a used felony from this man?

‘Look, Madge—tourists!’

When they say ‘Zebra Crossing’ at the Woburn Safari Park, they mean it!

& then there was this guy.

(If you drive through the Woburn Safari Park, maybe you’ll meet him, too)

Left on my FB page—the best thing you’ll see today (h/t to Daniel Quinn):

Woke up this morning: Outa my way, Mortality—big day! No time to even ignore you!

All-Day Çaturday !!!Signing Autographs!!!Hangin’ Out!!!Kickin’ It W/My JG Ballard Homies!!!

If you’re in the vicinity, come say hello!

The best landlord story you’ll see today, courtesy of Sherry Gottlieb & Buzzfeed:

The best thing you’ll see today, courtesy of Marcus Chown on Twitter: Falcons, boarding their flight.

I don’t know the story behind this but I bet it’s fascinating…