Patrick Baldwin
@patbaldwin.bsky.social
Bmore born. Living the dream. Loving the Oxford Comma.
Some bold strategies out there 🤮
November 13, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Some bold strategies out there 🤮
So sick of this dude
September 7, 2025 at 8:58 AM
So sick of this dude
When political nerds get each other a night out to celebrate our 24th anniversary
See you in occupied DC @timmiller.bsky.social @sarahlongwell25.bsky.social and @jvl.bsky.social!
See you in occupied DC @timmiller.bsky.social @sarahlongwell25.bsky.social and @jvl.bsky.social!
September 1, 2025 at 1:55 PM
When political nerds get each other a night out to celebrate our 24th anniversary
See you in occupied DC @timmiller.bsky.social @sarahlongwell25.bsky.social and @jvl.bsky.social!
See you in occupied DC @timmiller.bsky.social @sarahlongwell25.bsky.social and @jvl.bsky.social!
“Sam, what’s the release date for GPT-5?”
“July!”
“Sam, it’s still not out and it’s August.”
“You’re right! Looks like it may be delayed!”
“But why did you make something up?”
“You’re right to call me on that! I’ll definitely be better next time”
“Sam, when is GPT-5 coming”
“July!”
“July!”
“Sam, it’s still not out and it’s August.”
“You’re right! Looks like it may be delayed!”
“But why did you make something up?”
“You’re right to call me on that! I’ll definitely be better next time”
“Sam, when is GPT-5 coming”
“July!”
August 4, 2025 at 7:20 PM
“Sam, what’s the release date for GPT-5?”
“July!”
“Sam, it’s still not out and it’s August.”
“You’re right! Looks like it may be delayed!”
“But why did you make something up?”
“You’re right to call me on that! I’ll definitely be better next time”
“Sam, when is GPT-5 coming”
“July!”
“July!”
“Sam, it’s still not out and it’s August.”
“You’re right! Looks like it may be delayed!”
“But why did you make something up?”
“You’re right to call me on that! I’ll definitely be better next time”
“Sam, when is GPT-5 coming”
“July!”
These guys are fucking insane. Fear not - college kids still just want to party, graduate, and get laid in varying orders
July 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
These guys are fucking insane. Fear not - college kids still just want to party, graduate, and get laid in varying orders
I wish I didn’t have a more accurately cynical view of my country than ChatGPT
June 20, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I wish I didn’t have a more accurately cynical view of my country than ChatGPT
Trump after an advisor explains what $150/barrel oil looks like
June 20, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Trump after an advisor explains what $150/barrel oil looks like
What a cosplay freak
June 17, 2025 at 4:30 PM
What a cosplay freak
Well that went well
June 15, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Well that went well
These cosplay fools
June 9, 2025 at 1:08 PM
These cosplay fools
Men: “I’m done with Betas. I’m an Alpha Male!”
Also Men:
Also Men:
May 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Men: “I’m done with Betas. I’m an Alpha Male!”
Also Men:
Also Men:
Wish we still had overnight forecasters to signal tornado emergencies. We got penis rockets that won’t reach Mars instead.
May 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Wish we still had overnight forecasters to signal tornado emergencies. We got penis rockets that won’t reach Mars instead.
Scrooge McTrump’s War on Christmas
May 8, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Scrooge McTrump’s War on Christmas
“Let them have 2 dolls”
May 6, 2025 at 2:05 AM
“Let them have 2 dolls”